... Funny song....huhu Weird Al Yankovic – You’re Pitiful C G Am F What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going? Okay, now? Now? C My life is brilliant G Your life's a joke Am You're just pathetic F You're always broke C Your homemade Star Trek uniform G really ain't impressing' me Am You're suffering' from delusions of F Adequacy F G You're Pitiful C You're Pitiful F G You're Pitiful C It's true F G Never had a date C C/B Am That ya couldn't inflate F G Am And ya smell repulsive too F G C What a bummer bein' you e|------------------------------| B|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----| G|----------0-------------------| D|---------------------------2-3| A|------------------------------| E|------------------------------| C Well ya just can't dance G And forget romance Am Everybody you know still calls ya F Farty Pants C G But you always have a job well I mean Am F As long as you still can work that slurpie machine F G You're Pitiful C You're Pitiful F G You're Pitiful C It's true F G You're half undressed C C/B Am Eatin' chips of your chest F G Am While you're playin' Halo 2 F G C No one's classier than you F C F C F C G La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER F G You're Pitiful C You're Pitiful F G You're Pitiful C It's true F G Your dog would much rather C C/B Am Play fetch by itself F G Am You still live with your Mom and you're 42 F G Am Guess you'll never grow a clue F G C When it just sucks to be you Cheers!
