y do u speaks the wrongs the englis ...its the insults to the language.

hey guys .............i ssawww salame nammaste.........

the best thing about the movie was JAVED JAFFERY........seriously watch it for him, just him.

he's amazing in his cowboy suit which will remind u of the young feroz khan the cowboy.....(he's also done the voice bit)......and he has done a fantastic job by making ppl laugh by speaking utterly hilarious WRONG english.

so, by getting inspired by this i m starting this thread where u can post as much wrong english u listen to from ppl ............make sense out of non sense and tell us who wanted to say what and said what????

 

here i go first......from the movie itself.............few of my faves-

JAVED TO SAIF: i dont the trusts the indians

saif: but aap to khud indian hai

JAVED: i was the indian, now i ams autralian mate

JAved to his misstress: babes, what the i tell u about howz i dont the trust indians

MISTREss: sorry ?

JAVed: EXCJHACTLY(Excactly):RollLol:

2:
JAVED : "when in ROME , do the ROMANS"

trying say the famous saying which is " when in rome, do as the romans do"

 

????????????????

 

What do you feel about this?

Both of you three get out!
Open the window and let the atmosphere come in!
The cost is very costly!

 

anathor one from the movie:

JAVED : wheres are you goings?

Priety: to work, kam pe.

JAved: oh working the woman, mean kamvali, i like kamwali woman.

JAved to his misstress: babes, what the i tell u about how i like the workings womens?

MISTREss: sorry ?

JAVed: EXCJHACTLY(Excactly) :laughing:

 

@ acoustic allure

hey that i read in one of those bihari profeesor jokes:

few from me:

1.SIR: stand in a straight circle.

2. you boy, meet me behind the class.

3. i have three doaughter ,all are girls.

4. I cant teach today , i have winter in my nose>

:laughing:

 

Hahahahaha :RollLol:

 

ticha maila.....englis sucks....jai maharashtra

 

sorry but i dint like the comedy of javed jafri in salaam namaste

 

yeah ,,,,,,,,,, ppl have diff tastes///////

what kinda humor u like then?

 

anything except lame wannab comedy<-- the ejhactly in salaam namaste was undoubtly lame!!!

 

EJHACTLY>> :RollLol:

 

difference opinion mam............with all due respect,

 

baat is wroong bid ju peoples?? :grin:

 

Peoples are getting the mad with a like to find the wrong of the english.

Jai Maharashtraaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! :rock:

 

the mads and the english???

The Lolz
phrrrrhahahahah... :RollLol:

 

well his role in salaam namaste was really funny but the entry of abhishek bachan in the last part hmmmmmmmmm was it comedy or boredom???

 

^^^ simply overacting. the bherry bherry overasted boy abhisek bhachpan

 

the last part was just super lame

 

The whole movie was a disgrace,.... just chuck it!!