Than Women _______________ * Guitars don't get pregnant. * You can play your Guitar any time of the month. * Guitars don't have parents. * Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to. * You can share your Guitar with your friends. * Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played * Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have. * Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars. * Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines. * You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself. * If your Guitar is flat you can fix it. * Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it. * Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat. * You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar. * If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again. * You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore. * You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated. * Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it. * Guitars don't get headaches. * Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player. * Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars. * Guitars don't care if you're late. * You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar. * If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts. * You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother. * The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick. * When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar. and last, but not least: * If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own.
Why guitar is better then Men ____________________________ * Guitars don't work late. * Your Guitar stays as clean as you want it to. * Guitars don't have parents or kids. * Guitars don't get sick. * Guitars don't get overweight, unless you like the Jumbo style. * If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again. * Your Guitar always has time for you. * Guitars don't watch TV. * Guitars never need a shave, nor do they have hair on their backs. * Guitars don't snore. * Guitars don't leave a mess in the kitchen or bathroom. * If you don't like the length of your Guitar's appendage you can get a new one. * You can try out as many Guitars as you like before you get your own. * You don't have to feed your Guitar. * Guitars never argue, you are always right. * Guitars never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason. * Guitars never try to show you off to their friends. * Guitars don't come home drunk after a night out with the other Guitars. * Guitars don't sneak around with other Guitars. * Guitars don't care what you look like or what your age is. * Guitars don't care and don't comment about what you spend your money on. * Guitars don't care if you have to work late. * When you're playing, your Guitar doesn't care if other Guitars are bigger or better. * Guitars don't care about their performance. * Guitars don't get you pregnant. * Guitars don't have mothers. * When you've finished playing, you can put it away. * You don't have to praise a Guitar after playing it. * Guitars don't sulk. * Guitars don't bore you. * Guitars don't abandon you at gatherings for more interesting players. * Guitars don't have to prove anything. * Guitars don't try to change you once you've bought them. * Guitars don't get jealous of your male colleagues. * Guitars never interrogate you. * Second-hand Guitars don't brag about previous owners. * Second-hand Guitars don't go to see previous owners when you're out of town. * You don't have to explain to a Guitar if you don't feel like playing tonight. * Guitars never put you down, yet you can put them down whenever you wish. * Guitars don't complain if you wear "sensible" clothes. * Guitars don't have egos. * Guitars don't need remote control units. * When you're lost you don't have to argue with your Guitar about stopping to ask the band for directions. * When your Guitar is being played too slow, you can speed up. * When you need someone to play with, your Guitar is happy to accomodate. * You buy the tools your Guitar needs; it doesn't buy tools that never get used. * You don't have to continually assure your Guitar that its string length is just right. * You determine the length and frequency of playing, and you're always in control. * Your Guitar never finishes before you do. * Your Guitar doesn't complain about your going out to dinner with your women friends rather than staying at home with it. * You never get helpful suggestions from your Guitar's mother. * Your Guitars will allow you to play it even on Super Bowl Sunday. * Your Guitar never complains if you put on a few pounds. * When your Guitar is dysfunctional you know how to get it fixed (and knowthat it can be fixed). * Your Guitar will never earn more than you do for the same job just because it's a Guitar. * Your Guitar never spends a "night out with the Guitars" and comes home with a strange rash on its fretboard. and last, but not least: * Your Guitar will never turn into a beer bellied blob of wood and metal on the couch in front of the TV.
well one of my friend forwarded em to me and i decided to share it with you guys !!! some of the points are really rockin !!!
Your Guitar never spends a "night out with the Guitars" and comes home with a strange rash on its fretboard. You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar ^ hahahahahahhahah
HAA !!! HAAHHHH !!!!.. * Guitars never argue, you are always right. * Guitars don't get pregnant. KOOOLLLL...
awsum post man reallly but guitar cant cook for u............guitar cant come to u and said here is ur medicine my dear man..it shud be wife who will provide medicines and other things but beside that its a nice post keeep rocking.........
Worst sound in the world - The incessant whining from a women Best sound in the world - Guitar whining. When my missus starts I head for the gutiar.