Than Women _______________ * Guitars don't get pregnant. * You can play your Guitar any time of the month. * Guitars don't have parents. * Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to. * You can share your Guitar with your friends. * Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played * Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have. * Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars. * Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines. * You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself. * If your Guitar is flat you can fix it. * Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it. * Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat. * You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar. * If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again. * You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore. * You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated. * Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it. * Guitars don't get headaches. * Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player. * Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars. * Guitars don't care if you're late. * You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar. * If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts. * You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother. * The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick. * When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar. and last, but not least: * If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own.