Why do you like.....

well u can never understand the antics of ppl frm the land of the turban........

 

Bangra rox!!!!! all of u bangra haters, fcuk offf!!!!!......

 

present bhangra songs suck................u **** offff ass hole

 

if all igt-ers did that - you'd be left blogging with the google spiders !!!

 

ummmmmmm.....ok?

 

good boy........hope u r becoimn a normal guy!!!!!!!lol

 

shut up and go back to the whole where u come from......ummm...and yea bangra still rox!!!

 

what a wholehearted, wholesome, (w)holy sort of reply... !!



almost the hole of the crappy genre called bhangra - the staple of the musically langra and the recently lobotomised - sucks a'ss big time.....


and thats the hole truth about this most despicable type of music (noise !!) that has been my utmost displeasure to listen to.... dished out almost holly, by people from the land of the turban.....

 

Ok....Here is something which I read some time back....And thought of sharing here. Enjoy. Its really funny.

Source : https://gauravsabnis.blogspot.com/


Punjabi songs, or Bhangra Pop is getting so so irritating now. It looks like there are more Bhangra Pop artistes than farmers in Punjab nowadays. Anyone with a little more than a few thousand bucks seems to be rushing off to the corner-da-music-label and coming up with an album. And my, do those songs suck bigtime!!!

I happen to know why all this started. In the 1980's Khalistani terrorists killed a lot of Indians and generally made life miserable for us. But then one ISI-trained terrorist had a brainwave. He ordered all terrorists to leave the path of violence forthwith. They had just discovered a much more potent tool to torture the Indian nation. The Bhangra Pop artist. Hence the early 90s saw the violence in Punjab subside and millions of Punjabi singers emerge.

Becoming a Punjabi artist is very easy. You dont even have to be Punjabi for it. Just follow the steps listed below and wait for the 'Grammeen Award', given annually by the Punjab Rural Music Assoc.

Step 1: The lyrics. Throw in a lot of 'kudis', 'mundas', 'dil', 'sadde' , 'twadde', 'billoo', 'akhhaan', and other such words and for good measure have the chorus yell "Punjaaaabi" as if there is any doubt. The lyrics dont have to make any sense syntactically or semantically as long as they are flexible enough to be moulded into a 'phadakti' tune. A liberal helping of onomatopoeias (if thats thw ord i am looking for) is also required- like 'balle balle', 'tote tote', 'lakkha lakkha' etc.

Step 2: The Music. Lots of drums and trumpets is all that one needs. Those 'jhankaar' beats would do as well. Try to flinch off as much folk music as you can.

Step 3: The Video: Now this is the most important aspect of making it big as a bhangra pop artist.
3a. Get a dozen girls with decent figures and dress them in the minimal of clothing. The dance steps should be such that they ensure maximum simple harmonic motion. Energy is preserved and at times, even created.
3b. Get one tall slutty female who will have a frown on her face and whom you (the artist) will lust after even after the shooting of the video is done. To cut on costs, tell her to get the dress she wore at her 4th borthday. Then alter it to make it shorter and give it to her to sashay in.
3c. Get the latest 'Nerolac Colours Manual' and pick out the least ordered colours from it. Give these to the tailor and tell him to make sure you clothes also have gloss.
3d. Borrow a turban from Navjyot Sidhu.
3e. Write an inane storyline for the video which has nothing to do with the song. Remember to emulate the hand actions of Kumble, Murali and Warne when you dance.
3f. Shoot the video.

This having been done, approach some struggling channels like b4u, musicasia, etc. (pun intended) who will take a large amount from you to pollute the airwaves with your drivel. But oh well, it's for a cause isn't it?

And that is how you become a Punjabi artist. Here are some lyrics I have written in case you want to make it big and get a 'Grameen Award'-

Kudi naal tus mus naidi hona dil mera
Kar wange akkhan twaddi dil wich dhak dhak
Munde sang sadde sadde tote tote chal billoo
Changa lage har twadda tuk tuk tuk tuk

I obviously expect royalty.

 

WOTFLMAO @ grameen award


fantastic post..... you have hammered every nail possible in the bhangra coffin....and unplugged them completely....


may be we all at igt should join forces to pen a bhangra song... freestyle



oh kudi tussi kithey jandey ?????

o' balley (this is the repeating chorus, and will be featured in every even numbered line)



now your turn....


after we have done the song... we will have to get hold of some gaon ki jawani cross pamela anderson lee to do the video for us as per the recipe.... for paint we will approach McBull Fedayeen Hussain, in stead of asian paints ok ??

 

im waitin for a turbanator's comment on this....is there no sardar at igt...

 

those who like bhangra are sardars, turban or no turban.

we seem to have a few such here.

 

oh kudi tussi kithey jandey ?????
o' balley

Twade sung main bhi jawa !!!!
o' balley



Now add the new line....This is getting interesting

 

oh kudi tussi kithey jandey ?????
o' balley

Twade sung main bhi jawa !!!!
o' balley

Humrey sung humro kutta bhi awa !!!
o' balley



ur turn... very interesting already

 

oh kudi tussi kithey jandey ?????
o' balley

Twade sung main bhi jawa !!!!
o' balley

too jithhe jithhe jawa..
o'balley

mai uthhe uthhe jawa..
o' balley

kyunki mainu lagda hai
o' balley

ki daal vich hai kuch kaala
o' balley..


smone continue....

 

oh kudi tussi kithey jandey ?????
o' balley

Twade sung main bhi jawa !!!!
o' balley

too jithhe jithhe jawa..
o'balley

mai uthhe uthhe jawa..
o' balley

kyunki mainu lagda hai
o' balley

ki daal vich hai kuch kaala
o' balley..

Humrey sung humro kutta bhi awa !!!
o' balley


lets take it from this "punched" version... one couplet at a time please everyone.

 

hahahahah cool :beer:

 

hey Aleric u did away with my "kutta" line !!!

and one couplet at a time pls....

 

Oops sorry man....Ok, here is the entrie version.

oh kudi tussi kithey jandey ?????
o' balley

Twade sung main bhi jawa !!!!
o' balley

Humrey sung humro kutta bhi awa !!!
o' balley

too jithhe jithhe jawa..
o'balley

mai uthhe uthhe jawa..
o' balley

kyunki mainu lagda hai
o' balley

ki daal vich hai kuch kaala
o' balley..

Tussi dal kakhe kakhe
o' balley....

Ho gaye change change
o' balley....

 

oh kudi tussi kithey jandey ?????
o' balley - JAMHEAD

Twade sung main bhi jawa !!!!
o' balley - ALERIC

Humrey sung humro kutta bhi awa !!!
o' balley - JAMHEAD

too jithhe jithhe jawa..
o'balley

mai uthhe uthhe jawa..
o' balley

kyunki mainu lagda hai
o' balley

ki daal vich hai kuch kaala
o' balley..- CYPHER

Tussi dal kakhe kakhe
o' balley....

Ho gaye change change
o' balley....- ALERIC

tussi & mussi ek sath chai peewa
o' balley - JAMHEAD



me - cypher - aleric order ok ?