WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South indian GIRL-FRIEND

ok...
i have edited my post..aish se priyanka..

 

@ nanda

why this liberal use of the swearword "bugger"?

insecurity??


besides aish looks terrible with thick blunt features.

sameera reddy is a different story though.

 

but the best south indian beauty I like is Hema Malini..

 

Ok THIS's 4 all u NORTHIndian JERKS(I dont mean all NI r jerks).But this mesg is 4NIJ

WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A NORTH INDIAN GIRL FRIEND
1 At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.
2 Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.
3 By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.
4 The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholesterol or chronic gas disorder.
5 The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.
6 You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandi that she applies to cover her gray hair.
7 When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.
8 You are a very "Especial" person to her.
9 She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south India until she met you.
10 When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to "walk out".
11 She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your hometown.
12 The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How are you".
13 She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.

 

yeah!!vishwa..
shes very beautiful...

 

LMAO...so the gals who are south indian but living in north india have both symptoms...hehe


no comments frm west gals and chinky gals

 

@Nanda: Good work :beer: Those things are as true as the first post. reps for you.

 

lmao!!!
@nanda..
:RollLol:

 

abe chk out sridevi...she is looking supre hawt in sharukh-khan-in-jacuzzi wala Lux ad

 

ya ! did u notice 1 thing bout the ad ........ the married women dont touch or hug the dude ...

 

fuck u I was about to post tht...

 

@nanda.. good one dude..

abe Sridevi ji ko to chod de... waise Hema ji ki baat hi kuch aur hai.. Gudnite ka ad dekhna...

Welll this thread is turning out to be damn interesting... lets see wat north indian girls have to say.. where r u.. vini.. garima.. anyone else..???

@wizzy.. add nanda's post of northindian girls in ur first post.. it will be fun

 

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amen to that

sameera reddy is voluptuous

 

Post #33


wizzzyyyyyyyyyyyy u r tooooooooo goooood at that :

 

^^how do u know?? :shock:

 

ansh u don't watch TV or wat.. he was in news for that :

 

people got the message..so im deleteing the obscene post....

if u wanna find out wat was written PM me

 

Hey r u DUDES Tamillians ?????!!!!!!! ....... Coz i know they love huge Prostrate !!!!!! and big thighs !!!!!!!

 

me no tamilian tiger...im a naath indiyan