Vodka with Vishwa - Part 2

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by ~Bish, May 29, 2007.

  1. ~Bish

    ~Bish The Illusionist

    Hi All,

    As a sequel to part-1 thread and inspired by coffee with karan here comes the talk show.. Vodka with vishwa again.. the idea is simple.. the person with best reply takes home the vodka hamper... ( 5000 points )

    Here it goes...

    One line that defines u ?

    Last time when you slapped someone was...

    Laalu Yadav or George Bush and why?

    IGT or Orkut and why?

    Nagesh Kukoonor or yash chopra ?

    Being in Love or having a crush?

    working out in gym or swimming?

    soft kiss or wild smooch ?

    truth that hurts or lie that bring smiles ?

    if ur s.ex changes.. one person you want to be with ?

    one way you wud like ur death 2 come ?

    A romantic date near beach or in 5 start hotel?

    ur fav punch line.. ?

    If you become mod of IGT....

    Sweet or s.exy ?

    worst crime according to u..

    If u can direct a movie title of the movie will be ?

    If you are lost in a jungle onething that you will look first will be ?

    Saree or skirt ?

    denims or formals..?

    Worst comment you ever got ?

    Best compliment u ever cherished?

    Mango or Apple ?

    Choclate or ice-cream ?

    If god come 2 u and grants u one wish it will be ?

    Best way to change anyone's look is ?

    Best way to embarass anyone is ?

    If u want to kill someone best way to do that is ?

    One way to improve indian cricket and politics ?

    Ur fav drink ?

    One word abt me ?


    ~Bish
     
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  2. One line that defines u ? i dont know.. i should be asking you that

    Last time when you slapped someone was... i don't remember the last time.. but i know who is just going to get slapped

    Laalu Yadav or George Bush and why? lal00, he's cooler

    IGT or Orkut and why? igt is a guitar site and orkut is a social networking site.. how am i supposed to chose?

    Nagesh Kukoonor or yash chopra ? nagesh kukoonor

    Being in Love or having a crush? nothing at all

    working out in gym or swimming? working out.. i might get to meet john/bipasha one day

    soft kiss or wild smooch? that's for me to know and for you to find out

    truth that hurts or lie that bring smiles? truth that hurts

    if ur s.ex changes.. one person you want to be with? me?

    one way you wud like ur death 2 come? i want to commit suicide

    A romantic date near beach or in 5 start hotel? i'd stay at home

    ur fav punch line.. ? jaake mar

    If you become mod of IGT.... i'd ban you :)

    Sweet or s.exy? ***ily sweet

    worst crime according to u.. rape i think

    If u can direct a movie title of the movie will be? it would start with K... that i know

    If you are lost in a jungle onething that you will look first will be? the way out

    Saree or skirt? ehh?

    denims or formals..? ehh again.

    Worst comment you ever got? i dont keep track of them.. i cant take critisism

    Best compliment u ever cherished? hmm dont remember either

    Mango or Apple ? microsoft *rolls eyes*

    Choclate or ice-cream ? neither

    If god come 2 u and grants u one wish it will be? i'd want to be the richest person ever

    Best way to change anyone's look is ? give them a makeover.. duhh

    Best way to embarass anyone is ? pair them up with vishwa.. nobody would like that

    If u want to kill someone best way to do that is? keep them in a room with vishwa.. they'll die on their own

    One way to improve indian cricket and politics? no idea

    Ur fav drink? red bull

    One word abt me? jobless


    weren't my answers witty :) no offence to you but you try so hard to make threads work.. isiliye thought i'd reply first


    btw.. i think vadapav with vishwa is better than vodka with vishwa.. this way even the underage people will be allowed :)


    p.s. can i please get a coffee hamper instead?
     
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  3. Super-Admin

    Super-Admin Administrator Staff Member

    Haha quite entertaining posts! Keep them coming reps for both of u.
     
  4. loyal

    loyal New Member

    One line that defines u ? Lazier than Thou !!!

    Last time when you slapped someone was... Err, just slapped someone now :slap:

    Laalu Yadav or George Bush and why? Apna Laalu for chaara, bhains and all the Gyaan !!!!!

    IGT or Orkut and why? IGT baba, get to know some cool stuff here

    Nagesh Kukoonor or yash chopra ? Nagesh Kukoonor

    Being in Love or having a crush? being in love

    working out in gym or swimming? Working out!!, got to build those muscles

    soft kiss or wild smooch ? depends whom i am kissing :eek::

    truth that hurts or lie that bring smiles ? truth that hurts

    if ur s.ex changes.. one person you want to be with ? Naahhh :shock:

    one way you wud like ur death 2 come ? like a thief

    A romantic date near beach or in 5 start hotel? beach, i am a beach boy

    ur fav punch line.. ? ghussa mat dilla

    If you become mod of IGT.... bring back all the banned folks

    Sweet or s.exy ? sweet

    worst crime according to u.. depriving wages of a labourer, Rape, Bonded labour

    If u can direct a movie title of the movie will be ? :NoNo:

    If you are lost in a jungle one thing that you will look first will be ? way back home :help:

    Saree or skirt ? depends on who is wearing :p:

    denims or formals..? dressed to occasion

    Worst comment you ever got ? i am still listening, Are you done !! :shock:

    Best compliment u ever cherished? It's a secret

    Mango or Apple ? can't compare Mangoes with Apples

    Choclate or ice-cream ? Chaat's for a change

    If god come 2 u and grants u one wish it will be ? Make IGT the most happening place on Earth/cyberworld

    Best way to change anyone's look is ? Face-off

    Best way to embarass anyone is ? Gah!!, did u just fart ??, i'm gonna puke :Laughing:

    If u want to kill someone best way to do that is ? recite poems till they are dead, aka beja fry

    One way to improve indian cricket and politics ? wish it was simpler !!

    Ur fav drink ? black tea, Doctor's prescription :beer:

    One word abt me ? a Good soul who's trying to make IGT interesting
     
  5. ~Bish

    ~Bish The Illusionist

    awesome replies... lavvu n loyal really kool.. n thanx admin 4 reps.. lets c.. how others come up...
     
  6. paranoid13rohan

    paranoid13rohan .: iNDiaN iDioT 3.0 :.

    me ...

    One line that defines u ? ~ i don't know and i don't care.

    Last time when you slapped someone was... ~ Chiru's bass guitar.

    Laalu Yadav or George Bush and why? ~ George Bush bcoz his wife's name is Laura Bush :RollLol:

    IGT or Orkut and why? ~ Orkut bcoz they don't ban your friends.

    Nagesh Kukoonor or yash chopra ? ~ Nagesh Kukunoor

    Being in Love or having a crush? ~ having a crush

    working out in gym or swimming? ~ working out in gym

    soft kiss or wild smooch ? ~ wild smooch

    truth that hurts or lie that bring smiles ? ~ truth that hurts

    if ur s.ex changes.. one person you want to be with ? ~ Rodney Moore

    one way you wud like ur death 2 come ? ~ anything but suicide

    A romantic date near beach or in 5 start hotel? ~ near beach

    ur fav punch line.. ? ~ sasriyakaal, ki hal chaal ???

    If you become mod of IGT.... ~ i'll moderate IGT

    Sweet or s.exy ? ~ s.exy

    worst crime according to u.. ~ rape

    If u can direct a movie title of the movie will be ? ~ Divorce (i have a story in mind)

    If you are lost in a jungle one thing that you will look first will be ? ~ Jane ;)

    Saree or skirt ? ~ Saree (anytime)

    denims or formals..? ~ Denims

    Worst comment you ever got ? ~ You are talking to me?

    Best compliment u ever cherished? ~ gee! you are literally making the guitar speak.

    Mango or Apple ? ~ Mango

    Choclate or ice-cream ? ~ Chocolate ice-cream

    If god come 2 u and grants u one wish it will be ? ~ Give me another wish :p:

    Best way to change anyone's look is ? ~ Clean shave his/her eye-brows :)alien1: look)

    Best way to embarass anyone is ? ~ call him/her Bobby Darling.

    If u want to kill someone best way to do that is ? ~ Bullet in the head

    One way to improve indian cricket and politics ? ~ chappal (not Chappel)

    Ur fav drink ? ~ Vodka :drunk:

    One word abt me ? ~ poisonous (bish means poison in bengali)
     
  7. nazr

    nazr angel is my genital..

    One line that defines u ?__________________

    Last time when you slapped someone was...too little to slap back.

    Laalu Yadav or George Bush and why?Laura.

    IGT or Orkut and why?Orkut shucks.

    Nagesh Kukoonor or yash chopra ?Nagesh.

    Being in Love or having a crush?(currently)Beggar,not chooser.

    working out in gym or swimming?Gymming.

    soft kiss or wild smooch ?Raar raar..

    truth that hurts or lie that bring smiles ?Lie that hurts.

    if ur s.ex changes.. one person you want to be with ?S.ex change doctor.

    one way you wud like ur death 2 come ?Invited.

    A romantic date near beach or in 5 start hotel?Anywhere as long as...

    ur fav punch line.. ?Dishum.

    If you become mod of IGT....I'd go out more.

    Sweet or s.exy ?S.ex.

    worst crime according to u.. S.ex deprivation(even the courts agree with me on this)

    If u can direct a movie title of the movie will be ?Kyunki saas bhi kabhi virgin thi.

    If you are lost in a jungle onething that you will look first will be ?Urmila.

    Saree or skirt ?Neither.

    denims or formals..?^

    Worst comment you ever got ?You suck at what you do best.

    Best compliment u ever cherished?You must be a dog in your previous life.

    Mango or Apple ?Guava.

    Choclate or ice-cream ?Bulls eye.

    If god come 2 u and grants u one wish it will be ?Change of guard.

    Best way to change anyone's look is ?S.ex change.

    Best way to embarass anyone is ?Tell them you know ~Bish.
    If u want to kill someone best way to do that is ?Hire a killer.

    One way to improve indian cricket and politics ?Kick in the groin.

    Ur fav drink ? Nuclear waste.

    One word abt me ?Why?
     
  8. vishal_Singh

    vishal_Singh New Member

    One line that defines u ? - Bulla ki jana mai koun !

    Last time when you slapped someone was...- did you get the ans now.or shall I...…? :hitme:

    Laalu Yadav or George Bush and why? - Laloo he is quicky making NY Bihar

    IGT or Orkut and why? - IGT ..orkut just has a part of IGT(chitchat)

    Nagesh Kukoonor or yash chopra ? - N. Kukoonor (I always misspelled kukoonor) :goof:

    Being in Love or having a crush? - being in love and waitin for crush :sdt:

    working out in gym or swimming? - gave up from gym now trying swim


    soft kiss or wild smooch ? - what she likes ? i am ok with both :banana:

    truth that hurts or lie that bring smiles ? - truth that hurts

    if ur s.ex changes.. one person you want to be with ? I don want this offer:NoNo:

    one way you wud like ur death 2 come ? - the way dream comes

    A romantic date near beach or in 5 start hotel? - 5 * hotel .wch.near to beach. :beerbob:

    ur fav punch line.. ? - I hv only Punch not -------------

    If you become mod of IGT....- have a forum open for all banned mates.

    Sweet or s.exy ? ***y who is sweet..

    worst crime according to u.. anything wch can be called as crime.

    If u can direct a movie title of the movie will be ? – :oops: i didn't know I hv this potential

    If you are lost in a jungle onething that you will look first will be ? – bahar bhagne ka rasta..:help:

    Saree or skirt ? who is wearing n whats the occasion

    denims or formals..? wait..my search still not over 4 a denims which looks formal. :shock:

    Worst comment you ever got ? - till not

    Best compliment u ever cherished? - Waiting might some1 compliment now

    Mango or Apple ? - both

    Choclate or ice-cream ? - Choclate

    If god come 2 u and grants u one wish it will be ? – put smile on everyone’s face.

    Best way to change anyone's look is ? – change the way you look at others

    Best way to embarass anyone is ? - are you done so I will start..

    If u want to kill someone best way to do that is ? – recite him with my guitar practices.

    One way to improve indian cricket and politics ? - still we have a chance .? :mad:

    Ur fav drink ? – adrak wali chai..it prevents khaansi.

    One word abt me ? – man with army of thoughts with a good soul.
     
  9. ~Bish

    ~Bish The Illusionist

    awesome replies.. its really becoming difficult for me 2 decide..
     
  10. anshammer

    anshammer MR. - 2 - MINZ

    One line that defines u ?. ... UMMMM..... A HYPERBOLA..!

    Last time when you slapped someone was... it was..an idiot autowala...asked me... 7 rs in place of 5 rs..!!

    Laalu Yadav or George Bush and why? """ummm...he is the worlds...one and only... ILLITERATE...MINISTER..!! "" n afta all ..HUMRA BHARAT MAHAN.!! :)

    IGT or Orkut and why? .""life is 'bout..living in the moment..!""..so... "" IGT."".!!.. :)

    Nagesh Kukoonor or yash chopra ? ..YASH CHOPRA... JUST "10" LETTERZ

    Being in Love or having a crush? ....ummm....CRUSH...

    working out in gym or swimming? ...."".GYM...""

    soft kiss or wild smooch ?. ..." a PECK will do.. "

    truth that hurts or lie that bring smiles ? .C'MON... ITS DA TRUTH...!! face it.!!

    if ur s.ex changes.. one person you want to be with ?.. .ahem ahem... WOT BOUT.... " JOHN???

    one way you wud like ur death 2 come ?. .."" get..electrocuted..4m my electric..guitar..on da biggest..concert on eartthh.!! :) ..wow.!!!

    A romantic date near beach or in 5 start hotel?. ...""u got..ACs near da beach??? NOO??... den.... I Choose da HOTEL.!!!


    ur fav punch line.. ? ......um?? punch ..ryt?? "" DHISHOOOMMMM..!!

    If you become mod of IGT ...." den...i'll feel ..lik ...GOD.. of ..IGT.!!

    Sweet or s.exy ? ummmmm....""SWEXY.""..

    worst crime according to u.. "" SURRENDING..AFTER A CRIME..!!

    If u can direct a movie title of the movie will be ? " " DEKHNA..MANA HAII...3 !! "" :)

    If you are lost in a jungle onething that you will look first will be ? .....""" THE WAY OUT.!! "

    Saree or skirt ? ummm.... skirt....

    ...denimz...ofcorse .

    Worst comment you ever got ? ...."" was that ure best?? "

    Best compliment u ever cherished? ..." i knew u wre a awsum singer..but didnt kno...u are soooo grrrrr8888... :)

    Mango or Apple ? EVER HEARD OF MANGO IPOD?? nope.!! ..HEHE...I GO 4 APPLE...!! :)

    Choclate or ice-cream ? ...ummmm...ice-cream...wid hot choclate..!! :)

    If god come 2 u and grants u one wish it will be ? ... " GRANT ME...100 WISHES "" :)

    Best way to change anyone's look is ? ..."...ummm.. PLASTIC SURGERY?? ""

    Best way to embarass anyone is ? """"WHY DONT YOU ...USE A DEO?? ""

    If u want to kill someone best way to do that is ? ...lock him.! in da room...wid... adnan n food

    One way to improve indian cricket and politics ? .... ahem ahem..."" STOP BOTH.!! "

    Ur fav drink ? .........AHEM AHEM... ""VODKAAAAAA."".!! :)

    One word abt me ? ...aauummmmmm..... actually...there are two words...

    GOOD...QUESTIONZ..!!! :)
     
  11. 2kool4ever

    2kool4ever Sanely Insane

    One line that defines u ? - Friendly

    Last time when you slapped someone was- i think had the question been the other way round,cud have given out a few instances

    Laalu Yadav or George Bush and why? - apna Laloo ji .. hamra desh vasi
    IGT or Orkut and why? -IGT AND orkut,but nowadys hooked to IGT like Flies 2 rotten apples :D

    Nagesh Kukoonor or yash chopra ?- whos Naghesh kukoonor ? :D seems some1 related to cooking tradition,so i wud stick with yash

    Being in Love or having a crush?- having a crush.being in love means taking things 4 granted,being in crush awsome Feeling...its reason to go 2 college everyday,stealing glances .. crush ka maza hi kuch aur hain doston

    working out in gym or swimming?-swimming,i love water

    soft kiss or wild smooch ? - just SMOOCHES ? :(

    truth that hurts or lie that bring smiles ? - deFintely lies tat bring smiles (who cares to kno abt the truth... wud like ppl 2 say hey u played guitar well even though it was utter crap :p)

    if ur s.ex changes.. one person you want to be with ? - HRITHIK ROSHAN :D .. PS : iam not gay , its just the type oF question u c ..

    one way you wud like ur death 2 come ?- in sleep , no hassles

    A romantic date near beach or in 5 start hotel? -romantic date wud do, atleast it wont burn hole in my pocket

    ur fav punch line.. ?- "Never do today 2hat you can put off until tomorrow " and tats one thing i preach and practise

    If you become mod of IGT....-well umm .. i am supposed to moderate IGT i guess :D (i kno lame stupid answer)

    Sweet or s.exy ? ***y ;)

    worst crime according to u...Procrastination

    If u can direct a movie title of the movie will be ? -'YOUNG ROKSTAR', No prizes for guessing who the dashing actor will be,nor any prizes for guessing the musical composer.

    If you are lost in a jungle onething that you will look first will be ? -Trail marks that i mite have left ( u c i'll hav marked trees with white chalks and all so tat i can get bak 2 the tent or wherever even iF i am lots B-), how intelligent oF me )

    Saree or skirt ?- i dunt wear either :D,but love girls in saree .. oh on other thoughts in skirts 2 .. oh or mebbe any dress wud do as long as they are gud lukin chics

    denims or formals..? - denims- be casual

    Worst comment you ever got ? - i got a real bad accent while singing .. buhuhuhuhu

    Best compliment u ever cherished? - tat i luk cute *Blush*

    Mango or Apple ? - Mango but since its seasonal have 2 adjust with apples

    Choclate or ice-cream ? - ice cream topped with chocolates .. am i supposed 2 add more Flavours ? ;;)

    If god come 2 u and grants u one wish it will be ? - to read other ppls thought and maybe get invisible at will *angelic luk O:) *

    Best way to change anyone's look is ? - change hairstyle .. makes one helluva diFFerence

    Best way to embarass anyone is ? - 'tell me the truth - did u brush 2day morn ? :-?

    If u want to kill someone best way to do that is ? -Sing and play guitar to them Non stop

    One way to improve indian cricket and politics ? - honestly throw all current ones :D

    Ur fav drink ? - Drinks ? wat drinks ? is it water u guys are talkin abt ? ;-)

    One word abt me ? - abt me ? or u ? abt u - Nice person who started a nice thread( maska ;-) )
     
  12. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    I take this luxurious moment spent online to puke in this thread.
     
  13. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    this thread is meh.



    and posts are extremely looooooong
     
  14. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

    If the posts werent so long, I'd prolly read them and make fun of their inherent unfunniness.
     
  15. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

    Looks like you got shsnawadized :D
     
  16. ~Bish

    ~Bish The Illusionist

    dude.. looks like u r pregnant.. but please don't puke here n there.. better go 4 a checkup.. and lemme me know if u can findout the father of the baby.. [;)]
     
  17. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    BJR is a male.
    Males dont get pregnant.
     
  18. thehundredthone

    thehundredthone New Member

    Of course seeing as alpha1 is an androgynous bi, he might be. :p:

    I do hope you won't p*ssy out from the prospect of fatherhood. :/
     
  19. k so im the winner? gimme my 5000
     

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