U...Robot?

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by Life_Sans_Death, Jan 4, 2008.

  1. Life_Sans_Death

    Life_Sans_Death Acronym!

    Was just watching I...Robot and again came across Asimov's 3 laws of robotics.
    To summarize:

    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
    2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.



    Then it struck me. How to check if you are a robot or not:

    1. Try to injure another human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    2. Be anti-authoritarian, be an anarchist.

    3. And finally kill yourself(preferably at 27). Or atleast injure yourself if you are a wuss.
     
  2. Greeshma

    Greeshma Greeshma'z in da House

    u must have a lot spare time on ur hands.....luckly i'm no where near 27........i no this is off the subject but have u seen Will Smiths new movie "I am Legend".....................???
     
  3. nazr

    nazr angel is my genital..

    But you do have enough time to deposit 1 point in the bank.
     
  4. Greeshma

    Greeshma Greeshma'z in da House

    and u have enough time to notice.....lol i was just seeing wat the bank was for........cuz i don't get why u need a bank if u can just leave ur points where they r now....i still dnt get it....do u care to expain with ur very presious time......doz the stuff we buy come from the bank or the points section...cuz i dont rember putting so little in the bank but wen i bought all the ribbons they came from the points section..........sorry Life_Sans_Death stealing ur thread here
     
  5. thehundredthone

    thehundredthone New Member

    No he doesn't.

    You put points in the bank for the same reason that you put money in the bank. And you'd better know why we put money in the bank.
     
  6. i'm_not_neo

    i'm_not_neo el valor máximo absoluto

    Man,even my toaster is smarter than you.
     
  7. elfascinating

    elfascinating risqué

    Everyone who post here have enough time in their hands.

    Including me.
     
  8. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    Very robotic post. Looks like they're taking over our world.

    I'm still friggin' virgin!
     
  9. nazr

    nazr angel is my genital..

    I'm still friggin' virgin!


    Get it now?
     
  10. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    LSD is a robot. He is misleading.
     
  11. Life_Sans_Death

    Life_Sans_Death Acronym!

    Hey I cut my hands with a blade a year ago.

    @neo: Thats it, you and me outside.

    @ all else: stop spamming. This thread is mine to spam.
     
  12. nazr

    nazr angel is my genital..

    Was it when they banned you?
     
  13. thehundredthone

    thehundredthone New Member

    Muahahaha this thread is all over itself .
     
  14. Life_Sans_Death

    Life_Sans_Death Acronym!

    no it was when saurabhrocks became a mod.
     
  15. ultrabot90

    ultrabot90 Like fishes need bicycles

    ^LOL
    @Greeshma - An extension of what T100O said, to answer your question fully.
    When you go to a shop to buy, say, eggs, then where do you pay your money from? The bank or your pocket/wallet/purse/wtf/e?
     
  16. ReBoRn

    ReBoRn New Member

    . . . . ? . . . .
     
  17. i'm_not_neo

    i'm_not_neo el valor máximo absoluto

    It'll only prove that my toaster is also stronger than you.
     
  18. nazr

    nazr angel is my genital..






    If you are here tommorow then saurabh "rocks" *tickels self*.


    If you are not then he is still a mod:nw: *tickels self*
     
  19. Life_Sans_Death

    Life_Sans_Death Acronym!

    Well, the thread lived its life. It seems to me IGT has become Greeshma bashing Fest.

    @Neo: Dude u carry a tosater around with you? There are only so many docks you can plug it into. Ah, well, the times are a changin'
     
  20. desidude01

    desidude01 Drummerboy

    lol....this thread is funny.....lmaooo.....im_not_neo......i can't stop laughing.........aw man......seriously sometimes i think sarcastic humour has its pros........*dies laughing*
     

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