A Sardarji is in a QuizContest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore....kaun banega crorepati... The questions are as follows: 1) How long was the 100 yr war? A) 116 B) 99 C) 100 D) 150 Sardar says "I will skip this" 2) In which country are the Panama hats made? A) BRASIL B) CHILE C) PANAMA D) EQUADOR Sardar asks for help from the University students 3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution? A) JANUARY B) SEPTEMBER C) OCTOBER D) NOVEMBER Sardar asks for help from general public 4) Which of these was King George VI first name? A) EDER B) ALBERT C) GEORGE D) MANOEL Sardar asks for lucky cards 5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal: A) CANARYBIRD B) KANGAROO C) PUPPY D) RAT Sardar gives up. If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at our Sardar's replies, Then please check the answers below: 1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453 2) The Panama hat is made in Equador 3) The October revolution is celebrated in November 4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name. 5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies. Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again Don't forget that the PrimeMinister of ur country is a sardar.. And by the way...I m not a Sardar :
sheeeesh..!! its a stereotype about surds... and our PM Dr. Manmohan Singh is the proof that surdars can be intelligent too! but u cant help! every1z been makin them a laughing stock since ages! :shock:
Was that a joke?? I'm not a punjabi but let me be very honest: I dont enjoy it the way its supposed to be enjoyed (blindly that is). Imagine your'e a sardar and you come across sardar jokes... The worst would be when he/she hears the same joke twice...
ur reps wouldnt make any difference to him lavina,he will recieve no points for it...not until you get a green one yourself... : ..
^^ ooo thts y i was wondering...y i didnt get rep points when lavina gave me reps.. btw another joke.. hmmm Y did 18 sardars goto da cinema???
its not funny when sardars bcome intelligent!:RollLol: infact, i after my research n analysis on sardars , i have ended up with a breaking conclusion that :: Sardars remain fools everytime but for 12'o clock!:RollLol:
"Kaho Kabir chucha ghat bole. Bhariya hoe so kabahu na dole. Says Kabeer, an empty pitcher makes noise. But that which is full, makes no sound. the story goes back 2 mid 17th century, when afghans led by Nadir shah, invaded india. on every invasion he would take with millions worth of loot and hindu women with him to afghanistan. on their route back, they had to cross punjab. sardar jassa singh ahluwalia, a great sikh general along with his army would attack the enemies at midnight, put them to chaos and freed women and send them back to their respective places. sikhs became such a menace to afghans that after 6 invasions, nadir shah didn't even had a courage to look towards hindustan. after nadir shah death, maharaja ranjit singh invaded afghanistan and took it under the great punjabi kingdom, where hindus,muslims and sikhs enjoyed equal rights and democracy
