truth about sardars...realise it b4 its late

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by born2tab, Oct 29, 2005.

  1. born2tab

    born2tab rhythm guitarist

    A Sardarji is in a QuizContest trying to win prize
    money of Rs.1 crore....kaun banega crorepati...

    The questions are as follows:

    1) How long was the 100 yr war?

    A) 116

    B) 99

    C) 100

    D) 150

    Sardar says "I will skip this"

    2) In which country are the Panama hats made?


    B) CHILE



    Sardar asks for help from the University

    3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?





    Sardar asks for help from general public

    4) Which of these was King George VI first name?

    A) EDER




    Sardar asks for lucky cards

    5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on



    C) PUPPY

    D) RAT

    Sardar gives up.

    If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at our Sardar's replies,

    Then please check the answers below:

    1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453

    2) The Panama hat is made in Equador

    3) The October revolution is celebrated in November

    4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.

    5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA
    which means islands of the puppies.

    Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever
    laugh at a Sardar again

    Don't forget that the PrimeMinister of ur country is a sardar.. ;)

    And by the way...I m not a Sardar :p:
  2. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----> Zhol-Man<----

    nice one.....
  3. born2tab

    born2tab rhythm guitarist

    hey by the way abhi i forgot to tell u that i have downloaded all ur recordings...luv to hear them
  4. vini

    vini Repeat Offender

    sheeeesh..!! its a stereotype about surds... and our PM Dr. Manmohan Singh is the proof that surdars can be intelligent too!

    but u cant help! every1z been makin them a laughing stock since ages! :shock:
  5. old one :yawn: but still reps 4 u...
  6. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    Was that a joke?? I'm not a punjabi but let me be very honest: I dont enjoy it the way its supposed to be enjoyed (blindly that is). Imagine your'e a sardar and you come across sardar jokes... The worst would be when he/she hears the same joke twice...
  7. Hardik

    Hardik .:.:.:BoRn TaLenT:.:.:.

    ur reps wouldnt make any difference to him lavina,he will recieve no points for it...not until you get a green one yourself... :p: ..
  8. har1s

    har1s <b>Untitled</b>

    ^^ ooo thts y i was wondering...y i didnt get rep points when lavina gave me reps.. btw another joke.. hmmm Y did 18 sardars goto da cinema???
  9. Hardik

    Hardik .:.:.:BoRn TaLenT:.:.:.

    ^^coz it was adult film and said.."below 18 not allowed".........old joke
  10. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    its not funny when sardars bcome intelligent!:RollLol:
  11. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    its not funny when sardars bcome intelligent!:RollLol:
    infact, i after my research n analysis on sardars , i have ended up with a breaking conclusion that :: Sardars remain fools everytime but for 12'o clock!:RollLol:
  12. nik_bokacheley

    nik_bokacheley :help: I'm a mad :sadbye:

    This was funny..:RollLol:
  13. guns_n_gore

    guns_n_gore hell raiser

    :mad: :mad: wats the relation B/w sardars and 12 oclock even my friends say this plz illuminate me? :mad: :mad:
  14. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    ^^ hey are you a sardar the nplz tell us! !:p:
  15. ricksingharora

    ricksingharora New Member

    "Kaho Kabir chucha ghat bole. Bhariya hoe so kabahu na dole.
    Says Kabeer, an empty pitcher makes noise. But that which is full, makes no sound.

    the story goes back 2 mid 17th century, when afghans led by Nadir shah, invaded india. on every invasion he would take with millions worth of loot and hindu women with him to afghanistan. on their route back, they had to cross punjab. sardar jassa singh ahluwalia, a great sikh general along with his army would attack the enemies at midnight, put them to chaos and freed women and send them back to their respective places. sikhs became such a menace to afghans that after 6 invasions, nadir shah didn't even had a courage to look towards hindustan. after nadir shah death, maharaja ranjit singh invaded afghanistan and took it under the great punjabi kingdom, where hindus,muslims and sikhs enjoyed equal rights and democracy
  16. m_waleed86

    m_waleed86 KhaMosh GhuStAk

    maybe the guys who gave the names to the events, hats etc. were sardars? :think: :think:

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