The Simpsons

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by vishalj, Apr 6, 2006.

  1. vishalj

    vishalj Banned

    "Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

    A lil trailor of the simpsons movie coming out June 27, 2007. Woo-hoo!

    Discuss Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy.
    Quote some quotable quotes while you're at it.

    Reps will be awarded to funny quotes and also the first person who tells me how reps work. :)
  2. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    Apu is my favourite character.

    Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
    Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
    Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
    Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
    Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
    Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
    Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
    Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
    Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
    Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
    Homer: Bart, go to your room

    Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
  3. shak

    shak Harrr!

    homer finally finds a small 3 inch portable tv .. outside in the snow calls his family and says " now lets all bask in this tv's glowing warmth of the warming glow...." (cracked me up)

    another one .. "if you dont want me to do stupid things then i guess i just have to stop doing stupid things!"

    another one " no matter how good you are at something, there are always a million people better than you"

    mr burns: homer, "i" have concluded that "we" feel that you are becoming a liability .. so khapeesh ..
    homer: what?
    mr burns secretary" i belive homer, that mr burns mean that you are no longer required ...
    homer: aaah goood, you scared me ..... *looks right* ... *looks left* . .can i go back to work now?

    "Marge!! Quick!! How many kids do we have?.....Ahh, no time, I'll just estimate. 9!"

    Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick
    to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
  4. Evo Guy 911

    Evo Guy 911 Banned

    I hate Simpsons.... It goes back to the early days when I was a kid, and would much rather watch Voltron, SWAT Cats or Tom & Jerry than Simpsons or Sesame Street (I actually used to have nightmares about Sesame street duck!). I never knew they were actually funny. I think i'll start watching em again.
  5. zing

    zing Machine Head

    m alltime favrite...
    Bart: Eat my shorts!
  6. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    itchy and scratchy own all other characters.
  7. vishalj

    vishalj Banned

    Homer: I'll see you in hell, dinner plate!

    It cracks me up just thinking about the way he said it.

    Only 4 other simpsons fans eh? Actually only 3
  8. sridhar11_2

    sridhar11_2 Instrumental guitarist

    I'll post on an installment basis

    Top 10 quotes:-

    10)Troy Mclure - "I'm Troy Mclure and i'll lead you with what we all came
    here to see.........HARDCORE NUDITY"

    Coming up tommorrow No.9
  9. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!
  10. dennis

    dennis The Bhangra King

    Homer to Flanders:
    Can God heat a bun so hot that he cannot touch it?

    Another One:
    Bye Bye Fishies :))

    Mc Bane when he learns music( i think):
    I'll be BACH.

    Simpsons are awesome
  11. mr singh

    mr singh New Member

    i like ralph cos he sez sum stupid things...
    the time wen hes on the schools new computers and superintendant chalmers (or whteva his name is) comes to visit:
    Ralph: "hi, supernintendo Chalmers"
  12. Iraqita_EP

    Iraqita_EP New Member

    luv the simpsons....i think the best one is wen bart leaves the house and goes and lives with tony hawk....
  13. mr singh

    mr singh New Member

    one from homer...
    he goes 2 washington cos lisa won that essay rpize about america, and sum woman give them v.i.p passes: (convo goes sutmin like this)
    homer: hey miss, whats the I stand for?
    Woman: it stands for important
    Homer: hmmmm......... what about the V?
    Woman (getting annoyed): Very
    Homer:hmmmm.... (before he can say anything the woman starts agen)
    Woman: Person
    Homer: hmmmm... what about the I ?
    the woman just walks off :)
  14. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    will wait for the movie..............

    hi guys i am back......long time
    i was working on my own forum [drunkard forum] *hic* its complete but some before i put some more features i need to beta test it...but its live on my company's site

    lot has changed @ igt since ...aaaaa....mmmmm....cant remember when i left... anyways

    how r u bobbobby , doc , sslayer (seems you got banned) and the *tadha girl* who warned me for nothing and the lord neo
  15. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

    Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
    Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

  16. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    hah, I think we're all quoting from the same site!
  17. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

  18. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member

    i wonder how many episodes i ve watched

    almost all!!! :D
  19. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

    :phbbt: :phbbt:
  20. shak

    shak Harrr!

    homer :lisa honey, there is no such thing as a good man...

    homer in a car with family: we are almost there
    marge: did you lock the front door?
    homer: DOH!!!

    HOMER: we are almost there ..
    marge: did you lock the backdoor?
    HOMER: DOH!!

    homer: .. we are almost there!!
    marge: ..hrrmmmmm
    lisa: DAD! we forgot grandpa at the gas station!!

    everyone ignores ... LOL

    homer reading the reader's digest at night in bed ...
    marge snuggles in and sayd : homer put this down ..and lets snuggle for a mintue ..
    homer: wait amrge i am busy ...

    homer: oo how to spice up your married life..
    homer: *reads out loud* marge if you want me to dress up like something you only have to ask ...
    marge: *sigh* okee homie .....


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