the real meanings of the words used by women ..

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  1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

    That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

    Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

    Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

    Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

    Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

    Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

    Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)
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  2. Vader

    Vader New Member

    Lol Nice 1
    Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
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  3. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Haha, looks like Nandy is throwing hints ...
  4. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    hahaha. .. m a y b e
    but don't worry ..not at you.. ^_^
  5. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Yeah sure ;-)

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