the improved BIHAR, now that nitish has won.

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by jamhead, Nov 29, 2005.

  1. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    bihar is no longer laloo-land.

    nitish is in power and immidiately he has brought about some vast improvements.

    here's a couple of scoops into the new look improved bihar.


    NOTE: If you dont know the answers, please copy from another applikason phorom and submit. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen immediately.

    Last name:

    (_) Yadav

    (_) Sinha

    (_) Pandey

    (_) Misra

    (_) do not know

    (Check apporoprate box)

    First name:

    (_) Ramprasad

    (_) Lakhan

    (_) Sivprasad

    (_) Jamnaprasad

    (_) Dont know

    (Check apporoprate box)


    (_) Less than phipty

    (_) Greater than phipty

    (_) Don\'t know

    (Check apporoprate box)

    ***: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

    Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right


    (_) Politician

    (_) Doodhwala

    (_) Pehelwaan

    (_) House wife

    (_) Un-employed

    (Check apporoprate box)

    Number of children libing in the household: ___

    Number that are yours: ___

    Mother\'s Name: _______________________ Phather\'s Name: ____________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

    Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

    Do you bathe?

    (_) Yes

    (_) No

    (_) Not applicable

    If yes, how ophten do you bathe?

    (_) Weekly

    (_) Monthly

    (_) Yearly

    (Check apporoprate box)

    Color of teeth:

    (_) ellow

    (_) Berownish-ellow

    (_) Berown

    (_) Belack

    (_) Others - Give egjhakt color (call nearest Asian Paints dealer if U don't know the color of your teeth)

    (Check apporoprate box)

    Your thumb imparesson

    (If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.)


    Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.


    PS:- er... this last line (^^)is the actual "IMPROVEMENT" that nitish has brought about since assuming power.


    the NEW APPLICATION forms for political candidates in post-laloo bihar.

    Application Form for Indian Politicians

    Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting our Elections

    1. Name of Candidate : _______________________

    2. Present Address
    (i) Name of Jail : _______________________
    (ii) Cell Number : _______________________

    3. Political Party : _______________________
    (List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological (Order)

    4. ***: [ ]
    A - Male
    B - Female

    5. Nationality: [ ]
    A - Italian
    B - Indian
    C - Bangladesh
    D - Pakistan
    E - Columbia
    F - Others

    6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
    A - Defected
    B - Expelled
    C - Bought out
    D - None of above
    E - All of above

    7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
    A - To make money
    B - To escape court trial
    C - To grossly misuse power
    D - To serve the public
    E - I have no clue
    (if you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)

    8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
    A - 1-2 yrs
    B - 2-6yrs
    C - 6-15yrs
    D - 15+yrs

    9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)

    10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
    (Do not confuse with question 8)
    A - 1-2 years
    B - 2-6 years
    C - 6-15 years
    D - 15+years

    11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
    A - Why not
    B - Of Course
    C - Definitely
    D - I deny it all
    E - I see a foreign hand.

    (Details of Total Amount of Scam, Please mention the Following
    A - Within 10 Crores
    B - Above 10 Crores but within 50 Crores
    C -

    12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
    A - 100-500 Crores
    B - 500-1000 Crores
    C - Overflow...
    (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)

    13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
    A - Christanise
    B - Islamise
    C - Ethnic Cleansing of Hindus
    D - Terrorise

    14. Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]

    Thumb Impression of candidate
    (Not that of the person who filled the form)
  2. Nanda

    Nanda Bassist

    Lets wait and see wht happens in Bihar now ! Infact Lalloo was a ok guy .. later he became a bloody pig !
    Do u guys know of an ex collegemate of mine who got killed in UP recently ! the IOC employee ...
  3. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    the IIM dude who got shot for doing his job?
  4. Nanda

    Nanda Bassist

    Ya he is my college alumni .. then iim pass out .... Manjunath .. Machan ...

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