The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by lord_neo, Jun 2, 2005.

  1. lord_neo

    lord_neo Guest

    1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad: It's triplets.
    Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

    2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
    Bad: She wants a divorce.
    Ugly: She's a lawyer.

    3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
    Ugly: So are you.

    4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
    Bad: You find several **** movies hidden there.
    Ugly: You're in them.

    5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
    Ugly: Your 13-year-old daughter borrowed them.

    6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
    Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
    Ugly: He looks better than you.

    7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
    Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections.

    8. Good: The postman's early.
    Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
    Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

    9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
    Bad: It's another man.
    Ugly: He's your best friend.

    10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    Bad: As a hooker.
    Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
    Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

  2. shak

    shak Harrr!

    these jokes are sick ...... especially no.10, no.5, no.9 ..
    no.6 is good tho .. haha
  3. coolgirl_babe

    coolgirl_babe ~STOP TRYING TO BE ME~

    These jokes are good, but only a few made me smile.

    LEFTY_GUITARIST -= M®. §öU†|-|ÞäW =-

  5. DrSaurabh

    DrSaurabh Wh@+s Up D0C

    I laughed my ass off :RollLol:
    good ones
  6. guitarangela

    guitarangela gran'ma

    The jokes are gud, but as sharukh said, some r sick too.
  7. rohitgoa

    rohitgoa New Member

    cool jokes man
    ha ha ha
  8. DesiPride143

    DesiPride143 BEHAVE!

    old stuff...
  9. 6string_addict

    6string_addict * Addicted Guitarist * <img src="http://www.indian

    d best...muhhaaaaa...haaahhhhh... :RollLol: :RollLol:
  10. deathdr_87

    deathdr_87 Awesome Guitarist

    ya theyre funny
  11. dennis

    dennis The Bhangra King

  12. JAZZ

    JAZZ New Member

    the good the bad n the ugly

    that my Fav. Movie.....
  13. Cherene

    Cherene New Member

    I wonder how the father explained to his wife how his son got a **** video with him in it...
  14. wots the use digging up old threads? it'll just get closed and lost somewhere in the end

    @cherene- L O L ~ 0 posts
  15. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member

  16. Nanda

    Nanda Bassist

    The jokes are cool ... but they are insested and perverted .....
    Anyway its good if u didg old threads .. we get to read wht we havent b4 ...

    Ok here are my creations ...
    Good : These are funny
    Bad : They are perverted
    Ugly : The MOD HAS POSTED THEM !!!!!

    Come on neo its just a joke .. Now dont ban me !!!!! ha ha ...

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