i wud like 2 share this with u guys as its the best pj ever made ...... readin this if u dont laugh then there is sumthin seriously wrong ------- > Read up all the Q & As.. all of them... they might > sound stupid, but > pleeeaasseee keep ur brains aside and read-up... tis > fun... > > A feeling of satisfaction kills your creativity. > > > Statutory warning : I Tejas am not responsible for the > damage done to your > mental health, your social relationships, your image > among peers or > your job by reading this mail. > > Those with blood pressure, please avoid. But never > read only one. > > The effects are cumulative. > > Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? > > A: Take away his credit card. > > Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly? > > A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it > would be an Aspirin. > > Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? > > A: Because it fell asleep. > > Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? > > > A: It was glued to the first one. > > Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? > > A: It was a copy cat. > > Q: Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree? > > > A: It thought this was all a game. > > Q: And why did the tree fall down? > > A: It thought it was an elephant. > > Q: What does an elephant and a blueberry have in > common? > > A: They're both blue, except for the elephant. > > Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants > coming over the hill? > > A: Look, there's 1,000 elephants coming over the > hill. > > Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? > > A: With a blue elephant gun, of course. > > Q: How do you shoot a red elephant? > > A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him > until he turns > blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. > > Q: How do you shoot a green elephant? > > A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle > him until he turns > blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. > > Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? > > A: First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top, > then you take it > out in the jungle where the pink elephant will find > it, and you wait. > Eventually the elephant comes along, finds the cake, > eats the raisins > and throws the cake away. Then you go home and bake > another cake and > put 2 raisins on top, take it out in the jungle > where the elephant > will find it. The elephant comes along, finds the > cake, eats the 2 > raisins and throws the cake away. You go home and > bake another cake > and put only one raisin on it. Then you trek back > into the jungle and > put the cake where the pink elephant will find it. > The elephant comes > along eats the raisin, and throws that cake away. > Now you go home and > bake another cake, but (here's the sneaky part) you > don't put any > raisins on it. You take it out into the jungle where > the elephant will > find it and lie in wait. The pink elephant comes > along and finds the > cake, he gets SO mad that there aren't any raisins > on it, he turns > red, then you jump on him, strangle him until he > turns blue...... and > you shoot him with a BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!! > > Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant? > > A: Aw, come on, have you ever seen a yellow elephant > !?! > > Q: Why do elephants have red eyes? > > A: So they can hide themselves better in cherry > trees. > > Q: Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? > > A: No? See how well the trick with the red eyes > works? > > Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your > fence? > > A: Time to get a new fence. > > Q: Where does an 8 ton elephant sit? > > A: Any damn place where he pleases! > > Q: Why is an elephant covered in wrinkles? > > A: Ever try to iron one? > > Enough of it.. Now get back to work !!!!