i wud like 2 share this with u guys as its the best pj ever made ...... readin this if u dont laugh then there is sumthin seriously wrong ------- > Read up all the Q & As.. all of them... they might > sound stupid, but > pleeeaasseee keep ur brains aside and read-up... tis > fun... > > A feeling of satisfaction kills your creativity. > > > Statutory warning : I Tejas am not responsible for the > damage done to your > mental health, your social relationships, your image > among peers or > your job by reading this mail. > > Those with blood pressure, please avoid. But never > read only one. > > The effects are cumulative. > > Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? > > A: Take away his credit card. > > Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly? > > A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it > would be an Aspirin. > > Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? > > A: Because it fell asleep. > > Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? > > > A: It was glued to the first one. > > Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? > > A: It was a copy cat. > > Q: Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree? > > > A: It thought this was all a game. > > Q: And why did the tree fall down? > > A: It thought it was an elephant. > > Q: What does an elephant and a blueberry have in > common? > > A: They're both blue, except for the elephant. > > Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants > coming over the hill? > > A: Look, there's 1,000 elephants coming over the > hill. > > Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? > > A: With a blue elephant gun, of course. > > Q: How do you shoot a red elephant? > > A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him > until he turns > blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. > > Q: How do you shoot a green elephant? > > A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle > him until he turns > blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. > > Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? > > A: First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top, > then you take it > out in the jungle where the pink elephant will find > it, and you wait. > Eventually the elephant comes along, finds the cake, > eats the raisins > and throws the cake away. Then you go home and bake > another cake and > put 2 raisins on top, take it out in the jungle > where the elephant > will find it. The elephant comes along, finds the > cake, eats the 2 > raisins and throws the cake away. You go home and > bake another cake > and put only one raisin on it. Then you trek back > into the jungle and > put the cake where the pink elephant will find it. > The elephant comes > along eats the raisin, and throws that cake away. > Now you go home and > bake another cake, but (here's the sneaky part) you > don't put any > raisins on it. You take it out into the jungle where > the elephant will > find it and lie in wait. The pink elephant comes > along and finds the > cake, he gets SO mad that there aren't any raisins > on it, he turns > red, then you jump on him, strangle him until he > turns blue...... and > you shoot him with a BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!! > > Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant? > > A: Aw, come on, have you ever seen a yellow elephant > !?! > > Q: Why do elephants have red eyes? > > A: So they can hide themselves better in cherry > trees. > > Q: Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? > > A: No? See how well the trick with the red eyes > works? > > Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your > fence? > > A: Time to get a new fence. > > Q: Where does an 8 ton elephant sit? > > A: Any damn place where he pleases! > > Q: Why is an elephant covered in wrinkles? > > A: Ever try to iron one? > > Enough of it.. Now get back to work !!!!
i cant find the damned "the first joke rthread" or wharever its called so i'll post it here - A rich snob walks into a neighborhood bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like some thirty-year-old Scotch." The bartender searches for a while but all he can find is some eighteen-year-old Scotch. He figures the snob won't know the difference and pours a glass of it (over ice, of course). The snob takes one sip and spits it back into the glass. He says, "Bartender, this is eighteen-year-old Scotch. I asked for thirty-year-old Scotch." The bartender searches and searches but all he can find is some twenty-four-year-old Scotch. He figures the snob can't possibilly tell the difference so he pours him some. The snob takes one sip and spits it out all over the bar. He says, "Bartender, I specifically asked for thirty-year-old Scotch and this is clearly twenty-four-year-old Scotch. Now I am going to go to the gentlemen's room and when I come back there had bloody well better be some thirty-year-old Scotch in this glass." Off he goes to visit the facilities. While the bartender is searching, a local drunk who has been watching the proceedings ambles over and pisses in the snob's glass. The bartender, unable to find any suitable Scotch, is just returning when the snob gets back from the men's room and takes a sip. He spits it out and then says, "Bartender, this is PISS!" From his perch on the other side of the bar, the drunk asks, "So ... how old am I?"
it seems there's something "seriously wrong" with me... and with you too... ppl dont laugh at PJs if they did they woudnt be PJs
will some one please stickyfy the "official jokes thread". its a major pain in all the wrong places trying to find it
Bumping up an old thread The elephants of the jungle were playing basketball. There was one ant in the midst of all this. What was he doing? He was the referee. An ant and an elephant are playing hide-and-seek near a place which has 1000 temples. The elephant starts counting. The ant goes into one of the temples and hides. The elephant finishes counting, and within a few seconds knows which temple the ant entered. How does he know which one? The ant left his slippers outside the temple. One fine morning, an ant goes off to the market on his new motorbike. On the way there, he meets an elephant who asks him for a ride to the market. The ant says, okay, hop on, and they're on their way to the market. A little while later, they come across another elephant who also wants a lift to the market. The ant says, okay, hop on, and they're again on their way to the market. Just before they reach the market, they crash into the truck. The paramedics arrive, and they see that the elephants are in a very bad condition, on the verge of death,.. but the ant has escaped with just a few minor injuries! Why is this so? The ant was wearing a helmet. Later, the ambulance is seen speeding off to the hospital with the two elephants inside. Behind them, several ants on motorbikes follow. Why are the ants following the ambulance? To donate blood. Share some if you know any
One of the best PJ I've ever come across: aishwarya rai & ant Aishwarya rai was shooting for coke, At the break she was having a coke standing under a tree . A male ant and his son were just near the edge of the tree branch. By mistake the ant son fell into hte coke bottle the ant father went and said something to aishwarya and aishwarya fainted and fell down unconscious Ant said "tere coke mein mere baccha hai"
Oh btw, when we asked 'Abhishek Bacchan' if has nay idea about this, guess what he said ... . . . . . . . . . . . "No Idea" No prizes for guessing
