Take this QUIZ!!!!!

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by guls, Nov 29, 2004.

  1. guls

    guls New Member

    Are u qualified to be a Professional?

    The following Quiz consists of Four Questions that tell you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional

    The Questions are not that difficult.You just need to think like a professional.

    1.How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator??

    (think bfore u look down for the answer)

    The correct answer is:
    Open the refrigerator
    put in the giraffe
    and close the door.

    This question tests whether or not u r doing simple things in a complicated way.

    2.How do u put an elephant into a refrigerator?

    Incorrect answer:
    Open the refrigerator,
    put in the elephant
    and shut the refrigerator.

    Correct answer:
    Open the refrigerator
    take out the giraffe,
    put in the elephant
    and close the door.

    This Question tests ur Foresight.

    3.The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
    All the animals attend except one.
    which animal does not attend???


    Correct answer:
    The elephant
    The elephant is in the refrigerator!!

    This tests if u r capable of comprehensive thinking.

    OK ,if you did not answer the last three questions correctly,this one may be ur last chance to test ur qualifications to be a professional.


    4.There is a river filled with crocodiles.How do you cross it?(you dont hv a boat!)

    correct answer:
    Simply swim thru it.
    All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting!

    THis question tests ur reasoning ability.

    >>if u answered four out of four questions correctly,you are a true professional.Wealth and sucess await you.

    >>If u answered three out of four ,you have some catching up to do but there's hope for u

    >>If u answered two out of four,consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint.

    >>If u answered one out of four,try selling some of ur organs.Its the only way you will ever make money.

    >>If u answered none correctly,consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at all,such as politics.
  2. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    Hey wow, i'm a true professional, amazing:)
  3. ananth222

    ananth222 Beginner

    Why must we take the giraffe out before putting the elephant in? If the refrigerator is big enuf to hold a giraffe, why can't it be big enuf to hold a giraffe AND an elephant? Do you take the eggs out everytime u put milk in the fridge?

    Too much webspace, bandwidth, and valuable time has been wasted on "jokes" such as these!
  4. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!

    me too :) ,..................
  5. apratim.mitra

    apratim.mitra You can call me apro

    Hamburger anyone .... ?

  6. Sonali

    Sonali ::>> Welcome <<::

    guess i'll just have to go into politics then......george bush, you got compettion here, WATCH OUT!!!
  7. guns n roses

    guns n roses Pro Guitarist

    dude what a coincidence i had this test given to me todaY!!

    Im not even joking. IT was in English. The teacher wanted 2 test our knowledge/
  8. Sonali

    Sonali ::>> Welcome <<::

    lol, don't you wish it was tomorrow instead....
  9. guns n roses

    guns n roses Pro Guitarist

    yep my teacher wouldnt think of me as an idiot then.
  10. tejas

    tejas ..........

    I answered all four right, well, thats beacuse i was already asked these before. Anyway, im a true professional now!
  11. skaw

    skaw snooze

    my sister asked 3 of these 4 hours ago :) ... n for the last one i used my brain (amazing eh !!) ..

    so moi like tejas, true professional :D
  12. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    How about a "True professionals club" then?:)
  13. DesiPride143

    DesiPride143 BEHAVE!

    yes!!! i m a professional...(well i knew about the questions beforehand ;) )
  14. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    Looks like everyone knew the questions beforehand:) Oh ok, I CONFESS, i knew about them before too:)
  15. DesiPride143

    DesiPride143 BEHAVE!

    But I think the more accurate way of asking the questions is kind of like this?

    1.How would you put a girraffe in a refrigerator in 3 steps?
    Ans:1. Open the fridge
    2. Put the Girraffe in
    3. And shut the Fridge

    2. How would you put an elephant in a fridge in 4 steps?
    1. Open the fridge
    2. take the girraffee out
    3. put the elephant in
    4. and shut the door....

    nah? don't u guyz agree
  16. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    That was the exact way my sis asked me those questions. In steps. I cant decide if that's a better way to ask the questions or not. Either way, they test your logic(supposedly:)) But yeah, i guess asking the questions this way is better.
  17. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!

    so anyone else , with something new ,...
  18. gautam_njoy

    gautam_njoy New Member

    well i m ashamed to tel this but i got none of the answers right.... sob!sob!
    i wonder how good a politician i could be...
    any competitors for me in this field...
  19. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    Well, since most of the person already knew the answers before this thread was created, we really cant say if you have any competitors as yet, keep your fingers crossed, though:)
    .:SpY_GaMe:. likes this.

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