Are u qualified to be a Professional? The following Quiz consists of Four Questions that tell you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional The Questions are not that difficult.You just need to think like a professional. 1.How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?? (think bfore u look down for the answer) The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether or not u r doing simple things in a complicated way. ***************************************************************** 2.How do u put an elephant into a refrigerator? Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and shut the refrigerator. Correct answer: Open the refrigerator take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This Question tests ur Foresight. ***************************************************************** 3.The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. which animal does not attend??? ???? Correct answer: The elephant The elephant is in the refrigerator!! This tests if u r capable of comprehensive thinking. OK ,if you did not answer the last three questions correctly,this one may be ur last chance to test ur qualifications to be a professional. ***************************************************************** 4.There is a river filled with crocodiles.How do you cross it?(you dont hv a boat!) correct answer: Simply swim thru it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting! THis question tests ur reasoning ability. ***************************************************************** >>if u answered four out of four questions correctly,you are a true professional.Wealth and sucess await you. >>If u answered three out of four ,you have some catching up to do but there's hope for u >>If u answered two out of four,consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint. >>If u answered one out of four,try selling some of ur organs.Its the only way you will ever make money. >>If u answered none correctly,consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at all,such as politics.
Why must we take the giraffe out before putting the elephant in? If the refrigerator is big enuf to hold a giraffe, why can't it be big enuf to hold a giraffe AND an elephant? Do you take the eggs out everytime u put milk in the fridge? Too much webspace, bandwidth, and valuable time has been wasted on "jokes" such as these!
guess i'll just have to go into politics then......george bush, you got compettion here, WATCH OUT!!!
dude what a coincidence i had this test given to me todaY!! Im not even joking. IT was in English. The teacher wanted 2 test our knowledge/
I answered all four right, well, thats beacuse i was already asked these before. Anyway, im a true professional now!
my sister asked 3 of these 4 hours ago ... n for the last one i used my brain (amazing eh !!) .. so moi like tejas, true professional
But I think the more accurate way of asking the questions is kind of like this? 1.How would you put a girraffe in a refrigerator in 3 steps? Ans:1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Girraffe in 3. And shut the Fridge 2. How would you put an elephant in a fridge in 4 steps? 1. Open the fridge 2. take the girraffee out 3. put the elephant in 4. and shut the door.... nah? don't u guyz agree
That was the exact way my sis asked me those questions. In steps. I cant decide if that's a better way to ask the questions or not. Either way, they test your logic(supposedly) But yeah, i guess asking the questions this way is better.
well i m ashamed to tel this but i got none of the answers right.... sob!sob! i wonder how good a politician i could be... any competitors for me in this field...
Well, since most of the person already knew the answers before this thread was created, we really cant say if you have any competitors as yet, keep your fingers crossed, though
