dudes just check these ... prudes stay away from this ... u might not like it ... :grin: The Present I like taking a big dump In a public restroom A fresh one slithering out of my rump In the middle of the afternoon Floating in the bowl Makes me feel so good Awakens my soul As if it could Never do I flush A present for the next patron Knowing what awaits, gives me quite a rush For I am a fair matron Augusta Gordallia-Rosenstein A Good Wife (She's A Keeper) The wife ties me to the bed Strips me nude Squeezes my pee pee tills it turns red After that she gets a little lewd Covers it with peanut butter Her and the dog lick it clean Then she does Sparky, and he starts to mutter It is the funniest sight I'd ever seen As wives go, she's the best, there's no other I wish she was mine but she's not, she's my brother's Merle C. Paxton Let's Get Nasty I want to get nasty with you Do you want to get nasty with me? I want to spank you I want to thank you For doing the nasty things you do So you think that you are tough You say you like to play rough Well let's go Cause you know You want to wear my nasty handcuffs I want to get nasty with you Do you want to get nasty with me? But first things first Before I take off my shirt Tell me how much all this will be? Jimmy Swaggert Corn Oh how I love corn Off the cob or out of a can I loved it since I was born But one thing I don't understand Although I chew and chew it Cause chewing your food is a good goal When I have to take a shit The kernels always come out whole Lester P. Higgins YUCKKK!!! more of such things can be found here: https://www.comedyzine.com/poemindex.shtml
lamo.......chk these out...bathroom graffiti A budding poet trying his BEST Graffiti 1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this... Washroom Graffiti 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to **** But only farted Some one who had a different experience wrote Washroom Graffiti 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And **** my pants! Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in toilets Washroom Graffiti 4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I came here To **** and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. There are also people who come in for a different purpose Washroom Graffiti 5 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to **** and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bull**** on the walls... Toilets walls are also job advertisement places....... Washroom Graffiti 6 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you. Ministry of environment advertisement Washroom Graffiti 7 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We aim to please! You aim too! Please! Washroom Graffiti 8 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Seen above a urinal: Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays! Washroom Graffiti 9 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On the inside of a toilet door: Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance. Washroom Graffiti 10 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A sign at a swimming pool bathroom: We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool Washroom Graffiti 11 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Another sign seen at a swimming pool: Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way. Washroom Graffiti 12 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly. Washroom graffiti 13 -------------------------------------------- "Look down, ur future's in ur hands" Washroom graffiti 14 -------------------------------------------- "Shake well after use".
wow ... especially those notices kept by pool and restaurant ppl ... and the one on ashtray ... LMAO ... too gr8 ...
aaah it was easy ... true sub is bad ...you get the red bum all the time ... but dunno why ...dom doesnt click for me ...
hohum ... but i am more of dom ... : ... that doesn't change ... ya know a li'l bit of Marquis de Sade doesn't hurt anyone ... whereas even a li'l bit of Leopold von Sacher Masoch ... and u end up hurting yourself ...
damn you are serious man ... lol i had to google for masoch thingy ... hahaha naa i aint into that thing..the closest that i have been to fet is when i spilt the candle accidently and the wax burned my arm ... thats it! ...lesson...dont burn candles when you are havin a hump
i am coming means a helll lotsa diff things ... he could mean that he was in some of those diff conditions mentioned earlier ... and now he wanna relieve himself ... read this : https://indianguitartabs.com/showpost.php?p=135961&postcount=27 LMAO ...
