@divva, this can't be a SMS joke coz it's having 245 characters (with no spaces) and 268 characters (with spaces). The max. characters can be 160. :
WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS,BRAVERY AND PATIENCE COMBINED... Shtting on the seashore & waiting for TSUNAMI to clean ur as*... cOoL iS :rule:
another one no sms no calls no missed calls no news finally i thought the municipality has captured u with ur friends the stray dogs ...........
Love the heart that hurts u but never hurt the heart that loves u. bcos for the world u may be someone but for someone u r the world.
Never cry in love , bcos the person for whom u cry doesnt deserve ur tears , and the one who deserves it will never let u cry .
a group of sardar once decided to loot a bank they went it showed their pistol told the manager to open the safe when the safe was opened they saw that it contained lassi sardars drank lassi n left happily the next day the headlines were "group of sardars looted sperm bank"