shopping for a husband..

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by nandy0894, Mar 22, 2012.

  1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

    There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

    So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

    The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

    The second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

    The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

    "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

    The fourth floor sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

    "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

    The fifth floor sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

    "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

    The sixth floor sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
  2. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    would want to see the look on her face
  3. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Not allowed.. You're not "that sort"..
  4. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    i said looking at her face
    not anything else
  5. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    < shuts her ears..!>

    a grand case of misinterpretation!
  6. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    This applies to Nandy as well.
  7. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member doesn't..i ain't interested in finding a man..
    plus m not impossible to please... :)
  8. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    well alpha1 is trying so hard
  9. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    ... by pissing her off?
    Yes, women are like that ...
  10. horsesmouth

    horsesmouth Active Member

    But it isn't mentioned that the woman can't come back later...
  11. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    a woman will like you if you piss her off??
    darn..who helped you with that opinion or is it the work of your master mind again?
  12. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Are you really pissed off?
  13. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    well ..i am pissed of by thinking that you think that women would like a guy who pisses them off.. ?:p
    i frankly din get it.. and naah ..m not pissed off :)
  14. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    Man Y cant gals stop where its required, duh!! they r so dummmmb.
  15. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    i thought you were a girl too .. o_O
  16. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!


    I am trying hard to please you ...
    by pissing you off ...
    but you are not getting pissed ...

  17. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    i am super pissed off..
    and i am not pleased..
    now what ?
  18. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Nothing, it's just a facade.
  19. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    says who ?
  20. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    It is known.
    Its one of those things that loses its importance, as soon as "Someone says" it.

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