Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? > > > > Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office > > > > ========== > > A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one > > in particular > > > > She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname ! > > ========== > > > > koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli > > chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui > > > > dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai > > ================== > > > > Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. > > Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. > > Wife askes : Why are you Doing this? > > > > Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly > > > > ======= > > What is the full form of singh: > > > > S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai. > > > > ======== > > Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga mita dunga mita dunga. > > Another sardar standing besides said mein > > > > tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga. > > > > ============= > > > > Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more thn 1000 letters in it? Banta > > singh: Post office. > > > > ============= > > > > Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha > > kya? " Sardar replies "break ka kya > > > > hai, poori cycle to mardi....." > > > > ============= > > > > Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar > > chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think............. > > > > > > "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI" > > > > =========== > > > > Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai > > deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. > > > > Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? > > > > Sardar: Phone karte waqt. > > > > ============== > > > > sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak > > ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side > > B gaa raha hun.
just two words.... ganja sardar (i had a very bad mood one day....& my stupid frnd just uttered these two words....aftr that we both lafd our heart out....dont kno y :shock:....u guysss mite also find somethng to laf)
