Quotations of Love!!

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by flyingbird, Dec 20, 2005.

  1. flyingbird

    flyingbird New Member

    ORIGINAL QUOTE
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    If you love someone,
    Set her free...
    If she comes back, she's yours,
    If she doesn't, she never was....

    The New Versions.....
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    OPTIMIST
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    Don't worry, she will come back.

    PESSIMIST:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she ever comes back, she's yours,
    If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

    SUSPICIOUS:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she ever comes back, ask her why.

    IMPATIENT:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she doesn't comes back within some time
    forget her.

    PATIENT:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
    until she comes back ...

    PLAYFUL:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    * If she comes back, and if you love her still,
    set her free again, repeat *

    ANIMAL-RIGHTS ACTIVIST:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

    BILL GATES:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    If she comes back,
    I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
    and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

    BIOLOGIST :
    If you love someone, Set her free,
    She'll evolve.

    OVER POSSESSIVE PERSON :
    If you love someone
    don't set her free.

    MBA :
    If you love someone
    set her free instantaneously
    and look for others simultaneously

    ERP FUNCTIONAL EXPERTS:
    If you love someone
    Set her free
    If she comes back, map her into your system
    If she doesn't,carry out a gap-fit analysis

    FINANCE EXPERT :
    If you love someone
    Set her free
    If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
    If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

    MARKETING EXPERT :
    If you love someone
    Set her free
    If she comes back she has brand loyalty
    If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

    PSYCHOLOGIST :
    If you love someone
    set her free
    If she comes back her super ego is dominant
    If she does'nt come back her id is supreme
    If she does'nt go, she must be crazy.

    SOMNABULIST :
    If you love someone
    set her free
    If she comes back it's a nightmare
    If she does'nt, you must be dreaming.

    LAWYERS :
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
    Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...


    not my work :)
     
  2. Evo Guy 911

    Evo Guy 911 Banned

    Lolz man! U rock... Here i got one too.... Check out the attatchment, and follow the instructions in it.

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