Oh where oh where can my WILLY be The Lord took IT away from me ITS gone to heaven So I got to be good So I can see my WILLY When I leave this WOOD I WAS out TO MATE, in my Daddy's car I hadn't driven very far There in the road, straight ahead A car was stalled, ITS engine ALL dead I couldn't stop, so I swerved to the right I'LL Never forget the sound that night The screamin' tires, AND MY bustin' BALLS The painful scream WHEN I COULDN'T HALT Well, where oh where can my WILLY be The Lord took IT away from me IT'S gone to heaven So I got to be good So I can see my WILLY When I leave this WOOD Well, when I woke up The PAIN was STILL AROUND There were people standing IN A CROWD Something warm POURED ON TO my THIGHS But somehow I found, my WILLY that night I lifted its head, IT loked at me and said -------(HAHAHA) "Hold me darling for a little while" ----------- (HAHAHA x 20) I held IT close, & PISSED OUT our last PISS I found the TOOL, that I knew I'D miss But now ITS gone, even though I hold IT tight -------(HEHEHE) I lost my WILLY, (& my WIFE), that night Well, where oh where can my WILLY be The Lord took IT away from me IT's gone to heaven So I got to be good So I can see my WILLY When I leave this WOOD
