My Band (Clean) - D12 Eminem [Intro - Eminem] I don't know dude, I think everyone's all jealous and s**t, Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude, And I think everybody's got a f**ken problem with me dude, And they need to take it up with me after the show, because [Chorus - Eminem] These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band [Verse 1 - Eminem] So I get offstage right, drop the mic Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my names Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby" They're all like "Oh my God it's him!, Becky oh my f**king God it's Eminem!, I swear to f**king God that you f**king rock, please Marshall please let me suck your c**k" Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry Coz they're back on stage the next night with me "Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me" Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be This rockstar s**t is the life for me And all the other guys just despise me B coz [Chorus - Eminem] These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band [Bridge - Eminem] My band x 9 [Verse 2 - Swift] You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you? Ain't that how come we don't rap pro tours Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in a van and he in a tour bus You don't want my autograph youse a liar And nah I'm Swift (Oh I thought you were Kuniva) What the hell is wrong with our dressing room? Cause our s**t is looking smaller then a decimal See I know how to rap, it's simple but All I did is read a Russell Simmons book So I'm all in tact trying to get on the map Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back [Verse 3 - Kuniva & Kon Artist] [Kuniva] Look at Em little punk-ass thinking he the s**t [Kon Artist] Yea I know man by himself taking all the clicks [Kuniva] Ay I thought we had an interview with Dj Clue [Eminem] No I had an interview, not you two [Kuniva] You gon be late for sound-check [Kon Artist] Man I ain't going 2 sound-check [Kuniva] Our mics is screwed up [Kon Artist] And his always sound best You know what man, imma say something, aiyo Em [Eminem] You got something to say? [Kon Artist] Man no [Kuniva] I thought you was about to tell him off man, whats up? [Kon Artist] Man imma tell him when I feel like man shutup And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew [Kuniva] Man I was about to talk right after you [Kon Artist] Oh man whatever [Kuniva] I swear, I swear man [Chorus - Eminem] These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band [Verse 4 - Proof] They say the lead singers rock but the group is not Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Aiyo wh-) Ready to snap on a dumb-ass fan Every time I hear "Hey dude I love your band!" We ain't a band b***h, we don't play instruments So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent And these guys acting funny every area code "Proof carry my bag" b***h carry your own Can't make it to the stage, security in the way Who the f**k are you? (Wheres Obie and Dre?) [Verse 5 - Bizarre] Godammit I'm sick of this group Time for me to go solo and make some loot I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artist, slipped me some crack "Lose Yourself" video - I was in the back "Superman" video - I was in the back For the media, I got some suggestions F**k Marshall, ask us the questions Like who are D-12, how we get started (But what about Eminem?) B***h are you retarded? Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group Big ass stomach, b***hes think I'm cute 50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff Did 2 and-a-half and couldn't get up F**k D-12, I'm outta this band I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne [Eminem] Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name You don't know my name [Chorus - Bizarre & Eminem] These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha) But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (F**k Marshall) Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man (Yea) All because I'm the new...... (Hahahah) [Eminem & Bizarre] My band, my band, our band, your band, our band , Roxanne, Shauntan [Outro] The hottest boy band in the world D-12! [Eminem - Mexican Accent] I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance My salsa Look out for my next single it's called "My Salsa" My salsa salsa salsa salsa My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants My salsa Where did everybody go?