WAT A MEDICal student COMES ACROSS ? 1st day of colg- mania. hostel food- dysphagia. lecture hall- ptosis. cultural- nystagmus. seminars- palpitations. internal exams- migraine. study holz- insomnia. exam hall- amnesia. viva- aphasia. day b4 univ exam -depression. results-coma.
A young woman went to consult a psychiatrist. On entering the examination room she was asked to lie down on the couch. The young women replied immediately. "No, thanks doctor, that is exactly how my problems began."
The difference between a neurotic and a psychotic is that, while a psychotic thinks that 2 + 2 = 5, a neurotic knows the answer is 4, but it worries him.
