Medical Jokes!!!

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by mermaid, Apr 13, 2012.

  1. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    WAT A MEDICal student COMES ACROSS ?

    1st day of colg- mania.
    hostel food- dysphagia.
    lecture hall- ptosis.
    cultural- nystagmus.
    seminars- palpitations.
    internal exams- migraine.
    study holz- insomnia.
    exam hall- amnesia.
    viva- aphasia.
    day b4 univ exam -depression.
  2. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    A young woman went to consult a psychiatrist.
    On entering the examination room she was asked
    to lie down on the couch. The young women
    replied immediately. "No, thanks doctor, that is
    exactly how my problems began."
  3. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    The difference between a neurotic and a psychotic is that,
    while a psychotic thinks that 2 + 2 = 5,
    a neurotic knows the answer is 4,
    but it worries him.
  4. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    Ha ha ha :p :p

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