Jokes

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by smsmobile, Jul 19, 2011.

  1. smsmobile

    smsmobile New Member

    *A Wife is like a TV*
    **A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE**

    At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE

    When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you change your MOBILE

    Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

    TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

    TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!

    But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

    Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding

    TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't

    MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)


    Most Importantly:

    TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do
     
  2. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    awesome bud
    damn cool
     
  3. andrew15

    andrew15 New Member

    Really its so funny.
     
  4. susanthom

    susanthom New Member

    yes, funny and humrous and critical
     
  5. Vader

    Vader New Member

    didnt get this
     
  6. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    u can control ur wife bt not ur gf
     
  7. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    fixed that for you
     
  8. Vader

    Vader New Member

    I was being sarc

    exactly my point
    why cant one control their gf!!
     
  9. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    i was telling him the meaning of the post
     
  10. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    haha yeah i know, no hard feelings. was just messin' around :]
     
  11. dealer123

    dealer123 New Member

  12. mymusicmyguitar

    mymusicmyguitar New Member

    r u married?
     
  13. srk54727

    srk54727 New Member

    Hahaha .. thanks for sharing dude ...
     
  14. ishanteditor

    ishanteditor New Member

    Ha ha ha super duper hit joke guys after read i don't want to use Mobile or TV. Both are harmful for body. lol :D
     

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