Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by chirag11kapoor, Aug 16, 2005.

  1. chirag11kapoor

    chirag11kapoor New Member

    Girl To Guy :why Do U Keep Ur Cellphone In Pocket
    Guy: Coz The Network Is Good
    Girl:why Is That?
    Guy:tower Is Always Near
    dlogic likes this.
  2. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    ROTFL ... good humor ...
  3. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

  4. J.J

    J.J The Guitar God

    haha bohat aala lol...
  5. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    guy to girl :why Do U Keep Ur Cellphone In your jeans Pocket
    Girl: coz it feels good
    Guy:why Is That?
    Girl:my cell is always on vibrator mode
  6. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    nobody read my joke :eek::
  7. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    maybe it's because that's the truth :shock:
  8. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    :think: there is no truth ...there is only a joke??...i mean where did truth come between all this
  9. chirag11kapoor

    chirag11kapoor New Member

    it was better
  10. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    try keeping the phone in your lap with vibrator mode on...

    It freaked me out the first time....I thought my friend just touched me there or something :rule:
  11. cYpHeR

    cYpHeR Banned

    another one..juss got dis in a mail

    when u r having sex, along with condom,
    also keep M-SEAL with you.
    kyunki ek tapakti boond aapki kismat badal sakti hai
  12. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    better joke... :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol:
  13. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

  14. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    that was cool ... LOL
  15. akkyy21

    akkyy21 #%@!$&

    Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.

    Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan

    Computer Screen:

    A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
    C. Moh. Azhar D. General Perverz Musharaff.

    Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Santa will opt
    for A) But Santa is still confused.

    Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..(50:50 and phone a friend)

    Santa: I think it is A but am not sure.

    Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm Ap kya karna chahenge?

    Santa : I would like to use 50:50?

    Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..

    Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -

    B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
    C. Moh. Azhar.

    Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made
    this mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on. Now Santa
    is confused.

    Santa: i would like to use the last life line phone a friend..

    Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?

    Santa : Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga.

    Amitabh Fainted !!!!!
  16. shak

    shak Harrr!

    i didnt laughed ....not at all .. not at any joke .... i killed my pigeon instead
  17. J.J

    J.J The Guitar God

    lol that itself was a joke right...?
  18. was i supposed 2 lol on tht?
  19. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    *thinks that spanking monkey is better time pass than killing pigeons ...*
  20. erm wot does ur custom title mean sssssssssssssssssslayer?

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