Girl To Guy :why Do U Keep Ur Cellphone In Pocket Guy: Coz The Network Is Good Girl:why Is That? Guy:tower Is Always Near
guy to girl :why Do U Keep Ur Cellphone In your jeans Pocket Girl: coz it feels good Guy:why Is That? Girl:my cell is always on vibrator mode
try keeping the phone in your lap with vibrator mode on... It freaked me out the first time....I thought my friend just touched me there or something :rule:
another one..juss got dis in a mail when u r having sex, along with condom, also keep M-SEAL with you. why? kyunki ek tapakti boond aapki kismat badal sakti hai
Contestant Santa Singh is tensed. Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan Computer Screen: A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav C. Moh. Azhar D. General Perverz Musharaff. Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Santa will opt for A) But Santa is still confused. Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..(50:50 and phone a friend) Santa: I think it is A but am not sure. Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm Ap kya karna chahenge? Santa : I would like to use 50:50? Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de.. Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: - B. Laloo Prasad Yadav. C. Moh. Azhar. Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made this mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on. Now Santa is confused. Santa: i would like to use the last life line phone a friend.. Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge? Santa : Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga. Amitabh Fainted !!!!!
