Jeevan ke kuchh kattu satya !

Here i would like to share with you guys some truths about life that i came to know ...
i would appreciate if ppl contribute and enrich the learnings ...

so here they go: (warning: some might not appease the prudes)

1. Maut or Tat-T kahin bhi aa sakti hai ...
2. Saanp aur ga()nd jahan dikhe wahan maar do ...
3. Kismat aur bra(zil) kabhi bhi khull sakti hai ...

 

waah!ustaad waah!

 

wah wah..kya baat hai

nother one..

Kismat aur chaddi kabhi bhi khul sakti hai

 

didn't i put that as point number 3 ...

 

balak...chaddi aur bra(zil) mein kaafi antar hai

 

yaar i used to have 50 such satyas ...
and every email ke saath one of the satya used to go as the signature ...

*lament* ... now i dont have that file ... college ke login mein hi reh gayee ...

 

@sslayer - Wch coll? Hack the system.

 

IIT Madras ... cannot hack 'em ... the damn stoodents are the damn admins there ...
and they are at par (even slightly better) with us smartarse ...

earlier they used ta keep ftp and ssh open ... now they have closed it ... anyway ...
they wuddve kept the login only for period of 6 months after pass-out ...
its been over 2 years now :

cee if u could try anything ...

 

hhahaha cool ones ssslayer!u :rock:reps for that !

heres another one ::
ssslayer aur spammer kabhi bhi machines bhan sakte hain!:

 

Can anyone hack into the system ..and gimme the entrance question papers...?..Thnx a lot.

 

One more katu satya..

" Jazbaat aur Ma*me jitna dabao utna badte hai "



don't mind if it sounds naughty

 

i can understand jazbaat (feelings) but whats mame (crapped? or disfunctional? or short for madame or is it that mame as in disabled?? )
@ssss: hahah nice ones man

 

hah! Don't I know it.

 

^^ LOL agreed .. everyone knows ... atleast one aspect of it ...

sharukh - he meant the mammary glands ...

hey vishwa there is a better version of that ... allow me to reproduce that ...
gareeb aur m****** hamesha dabte hain ...

 

oh got it!! mammary glands ... how clinical of you ssss ....
lol ... couldnt they have kept a shorter name for them .. pheesh!

 

lol. m***e is umm........how can i tell u ...
vishwa u tell him lol... :

 

^^^ told him ...

 

And the one law newton forgot:

The theory of Pole/Hole interaction:

When a pole enters a hole,
it gives rise to a new soul,
that may be a pole or a hole;
provided that it is not a (hh@kk@

enjoy

 

^^^ LOL ... did u not see the movie in which Arnold Schwarzeneggar gets pregnant? forgotten the damn movie's name

 

the name was junior