Jeevan ke kuchh kattu satya !

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by ssslayer, Aug 30, 2005.

  1. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    Here i would like to share with you guys some truths about life that i came to know ...
    i would appreciate if ppl contribute and enrich the learnings ...

    so here they go: (warning: some might not appease the prudes)

    1. Maut or Tat-T kahin bhi aa sakti hai ...
    2. Saanp aur ga()nd jahan dikhe wahan maar do ...
    3. Kismat aur bra(zil) kabhi bhi khull sakti hai ...
  2. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    waah!ustaad waah!
  3. cYpHeR

    cYpHeR Banned

    wah wah..kya baat hai

    nother one..

    Kismat aur chaddi kabhi bhi khul sakti hai
  4. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    didn't i put that as point number 3 ...
  5. cYpHeR

    cYpHeR Banned

    balak...chaddi aur bra(zil) mein kaafi antar hai
  6. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    yaar i used to have 50 such satyas ...
    and every email ke saath one of the satya used to go as the signature ...

    *lament* ... now i dont have that file ... college ke login mein hi reh gayee ...
  7. akkyy21

    akkyy21 #%@!$&

    @sslayer - Wch coll? Hack the system.
  8. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    IIT Madras ... cannot hack 'em ... the damn stoodents are the damn admins there ...
    and they are at par (even slightly better) with us smartarse ...

    earlier they used ta keep ftp and ssh open ... now they have closed it ... anyway ...
    they wuddve kept the login only for period of 6 months after pass-out ...
    its been over 2 years now :p:

    cee if u could try anything ...
  9. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    hhahaha cool ones ssslayer!u :rock:reps for that !

    heres another one ::
    ssslayer aur spammer kabhi bhi machines bhan sakte hain!:p:
  10. nik_bokacheley

    nik_bokacheley :help: I'm a mad :sadbye:

    Can anyone hack into the system ..and gimme the entrance question papers...?:)..Thnx a lot.:)
  11. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    One more katu satya..

    " Jazbaat aur Ma*me jitna dabao utna badte hai "

    don't mind if it sounds naughty
  12. shak

    shak Harrr!

    i can understand jazbaat (feelings) but whats mame (crapped? or disfunctional? or short for madame or is it that mame as in disabled?? )
    @ssss: hahah nice ones man
  13. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    hah! Don't I know it.
  14. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    ^^ LOL agreed .. everyone knows ... atleast one aspect of it ... ;)

    sharukh - he meant the mammary glands ...

    hey vishwa there is a better version of that ... allow me to reproduce that ...
    gareeb aur m****** hamesha dabte hain ...
  15. shak

    shak Harrr!

    oh got it!! mammary glands ... how clinical of you ssss ....
    lol ... couldnt they have kept a shorter name for them .. pheesh!
  16. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    lol. m***e is can i tell u ...
    vishwa u tell him lol... :p:
  17. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    ^^^ told him ...
  18. vivo_b

    vivo_b The Brave

    And the one law newton forgot:

    The theory of Pole/Hole interaction:

    When a pole enters a hole,
    it gives rise to a new soul,
    that may be a pole or a hole;
    provided that it is not a (hh@kk@

  19. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    ^^^ LOL ... did u not see the movie in which Arnold Schwarzeneggar gets pregnant? forgotten the damn movie's name
  20. cYpHeR

    cYpHeR Banned

    the name was junior

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