Intresting Telegrams

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by dlogic, Jul 8, 2005.

  1. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    Telegram 1

    A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her
    clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as
    "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

    Telegram 2

    A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
    station sends a telegram to his wife "I wish you
    here." The message received by wife, "I wish you

    Telegram 3

    A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
    station to return to her husband. At the reservation
    counter, while her turn came, it was the last
    Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the
    queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and
    a telegram to her husband which reached as "Shall be
    coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth
    to an old lady "

    Telegram 4

    A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by
    throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday
    The salesman asks him what message he wants to put
    the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says let's
    put, "you are not getting older you are getting
    better". The salesman asks "how do you want me to
    it?" The man says, well put "You are not getting
    older", at the top and "You are getting better" at
    bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake was
    opened. The entire party watched the message
    on the cake "You are not getting older at the top,
    are getting better at the bottom".

    Telegram 5

    A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her
    parent's house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer,
    he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife
    indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent a
    telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she
    fainted. It was written "'Sethji aaj mar gaya hai"
  2. nik_bokacheley

    nik_bokacheley :help: I'm a mad :sadbye:

    :eek::..WOW...gr8..;)..You deserve some reps for this...;)..
  3. deathdr_87

    deathdr_87 Awesome Guitarist

    the alst5 one was the best....

    aaj mar gaya!!! haha
  4. lord_neo

    lord_neo Guest

    I liked the fourth one!
  5. nik_bokacheley

    nik_bokacheley :help: I'm a mad :sadbye:

    I liked the 1st & the 2nd one..;)

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