IGT Laughter Challenge 2005

All of the following get 1000 points as first 9 valid entries..


UjSen

har1s


apurbajd


shantanukr


abhimanjrekar


notty_lad

akkyy21


faiqrock


Petunia


Congrats :beer: .... still i hve to give 1000 pts to 10th valid entry.. 100 K points to winner and 30 K to runner up.. so hurry up ur entries..



keep joking..



vishwa

 

hahha..
thats a nice one.. :beer:

 

the wife said,'darling,be an angel and let me drive'
he did and now, he is!

 

which song did the blind man hum as he peed into the wind?



ans:'its all coming back to me now...'

 

^^hahaha..
thats good.
reps 4u!!

 

santa and banta got three live bombs.....they decided to call police and called police..police asked them to take those bombs to the police station.....while they were walking down the street....

santa: what if one of this bomb explodes?

Banta: aakh marate hue...usame kya..police ko bol denge ke...we got only 2 bombs..

:rock:

 

one day one Mumbai ka bhai bhikhu mhatrey..handed three boxes (khokha) to his chela....
and ordered him not to open those boxes.......

then one day that boss (bhikhu bhaii) came back to that guy....touched all of the three boxes and...dhaai...shot him in his head.....

another chela asked the boss(bhikhu) that why did he shoot his chela....

guess what did bhikhu said....
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he said i touched all the three boxes and found two warm and one cold

means...

"thanda matlab khokha khola".....

:beer:

 

one day Santa went to hospital...........there he found a guy.....that guy was crying like crazy......Santa asked the guy..

Santa: Oye Paaaji tusi Q ro rahe hoo..

Guy : Kya batau paaji mera blood test tha..

Santa: tohh?

Guy : toh kya they cut my finger and took the blood...

then suddenly Santa started crying...

Guy: oye tusi Q rone lag gaye

Santa: Abe mera to urine test hai mera kya hoga....
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I hope this is not a Nonveg joke... :think:
:beer:

 

One day one small kid was trying to get on the mango treee...

one monkey was sitting on that tree.....he was surprised to seea guy climbing on the tree.... and asked him

Monkey: Why are you climbing on th tree?

Kid : I want to eat orange...

Monkey: he he..have u gone nutss...this is a mango tree not an orange tree..

kid : I know that, that is why (taking orange out of his pocket) i am carring my orange with me .....he he...you stupid...

 

one really reallly poor joke... :

Frog 1: says Daraw

Frog 2: says Daraw Daraw

Frog 3: says Daraw Daraw Daraw

Frog 4: says Daraw Daraw duruk..

Frog 1: hey dont change the subject....he he he

:beer:

 

baap re...people are so desperate for points....4 pages in one night..whoa

 

1000 points each to wolfblitz and saarang_cool :beer:

 

he he he

thanks vishwa..

:beer:

 

ok now only 2 prizes left !!!!


100000 ( 100 K ) points for the Laughter champion...


30000 ( 30 K ) points to the runner up...



So hurry up ur entries !!!!!!!!!

 

:RollLol: winning entry ^^^^^^^^^ :

kya be...lottery lag gayee hai kya?

 

ya i have earned a lot of points !!!! and want to distribute..

Now don't waste time.. rush in with ur entry... u may also get 100000 points.. in one shot !!!!!

 

what is the last date?

 

LAST DATE FOR ENTRIES IS 20 th DECEMBER

 

still 5 days to go.....will think of smthing funny

 

thanks a ton vishwa, i have quite a few jokes left in my arsenal
the bombarding shall begin right away