IGT Laughter Challenge 2005

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  1. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    Dear All,

    This is the first time in the history of IGT we are going to have IGT Laughter Challenge..

    What u have to do ?

    Just post something funny here.. it can be anything.. any joke.. any poem.. anything except NON-VEG... which must make people laugh..

    NOTE : Original entries will be given more prefference.. :beer:

    PRIZE : 100000 ( 100 K ) points to the winner..

    30000 ( 30 K ) points to the Runner up..

    1000 points each to first 10 entries

    I will be the Judge.... and others comments will also count.. so if u like any post please tell explicitly..

    The best poster will be given the title of :


    So who is the winner... ?????????????????????????????

    Kisi ke dil ko chot pahuchana meri aadat nahi..
    Aur kisi ko khil ke hasana is se badi koi Ibadaat nahi...

    Keep Smiling

    Vishwa :cool:
  2. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    By first 10 entries i mean 10 valid entries..
  3. UjSen

    UjSen *#!EVIL*!!

    whats round and vicious???

    ans- A VICIOUS CIRCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. UjSen

    UjSen *#!EVIL*!!

    whats round and ferocious??

    ans- A VICIOUS CIRCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. har1s

    har1s <b>Untitled</b>

    lil johny asks his teacher... (he is 6 years old) ...ma'am, can my gradpa have children, shez like, how old is he?...hez like 86... she says no....then he asks...can my dad?...she says how old is he?...he says 50...she says yes he can...then he asks can my bro?...she says how old is he?...he says 20...she says yes he can...then he asks...can i hav children ?... teacher says no...then he turns around to his GF...n says...i told u naa...nothin will happen..! :RollLol:
  6. apurbajd

    apurbajd ~#$&amp;*$@*^$

    Got in mail few days back ...... btw vishwa... is mail forwards (jokes or whatever) a valid entry here ? :think:

    CALCUTTA's Telegraph has got hold of an answer paper of a candidate at the
    recent UPSC examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian

    "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is
    female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child.He is same like
    God,sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together.
    Two are forward and two are afterwards.

    "His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do?
    Various ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.
    Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

    "His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also his
    other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in
    hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding
    after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in
    the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

    "His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is
    got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons
    to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great
    velocity forwards.

    "He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the
    other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which
    alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.

    The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not
    crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts
    his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

    "This is the cow."
  7. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    @UjSen That doesn't make me laugh.. but well tried..
  8. har1s

    har1s <b>Untitled</b>

    what is green n says "hey! im a frog?"

    a frog ?.. no!...a TALKING frog :p:
  9. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    Ya anything is valid.. only criteria is to make people laugh... and please don't put long forwardeds.. because.. people ignore them... keep trying.. that was good...
  10. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    that was good.... :beer: well tried..
  11. har1s

    har1s <b>Untitled</b>

    thnx... a lot more cumin up 2nyt :)
  12. UjSen

    UjSen *#!EVIL*!!

    Originally printed in our school yearbook-------

    'When I was in class kg
    the first few days in don bosco,
    a thought came to my mind.,
    just a simple thought,
    then the days went by and i found myself,
    in class three,the first SCIENCE Class in my life,
    the same thought came in to my mind,
    the same simple thought,
    then in class six,the juniormost,
    class in the senior section,
    The same thought came to my mind.
    the same simple thought.
    i found myself thinking the same thought,
    the same simple thought.
    and now when i am about to leave school
    after class 12,
    THe same thought comes to me
    the same simple thought...........................
    what,...............................what ...............
    What if our school was COED....................................."

    Hey i've changed the words a little though..
  13. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    I m sorry dude u have very poor sense of humour.. keep trying..
  14. UjSen

    UjSen *#!EVIL*!!

    ' a boy has the problem of sucking his finger at night time.so one day at the zoo,his mothers says to him-"look at that fat man he became so fat cause he sucked his finger". so the boy gets scared and doesn't suck His finger anymore.THE NEXT DAY--at the shopping mall the boy sees a pregnant woman and runs to her to say------- I know what you've been doing over night.............................................
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  15. har1s

    har1s <b>Untitled</b>

    rupa ke chaddi banyan pehno gay...to rupa kya pehne gi ?? HAHAHA :RollLol:
  16. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    that made me laugh..
    reps 4u!!
  17. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    ^^^ me tooo... good one :beer:
  18. UjSen

    UjSen *#!EVIL*!!

    hey it was funny wen the guy said it in de essembly.
  19. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    I made this comment for ur earlier posts.. that was good one... don't get offended..
  20. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    hey vishwa..
    have ur red dots increased buddy...?? :think:
    ab what did u do..?? :p:
    Garima likes this.
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