i shouldnt have farted so LOUD!

hi all, this is my second attempt at writing poetry (first one failed) .... just to lighten up the mood

I Shouldnt Have Farted So Loud: By shahrukh

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
yelled ma teacher as she felt the heat,
curries, lentils, rice, pasta and meat
it was an aftershock not a tiny li'll bleep
horrible or what? i think it was pretty neat
through all this, one who sat calm was claire
suckin her pencil as if she doesnt care
(thats was a site too guys :rock:
i would have loved to share
but this is not the time and place
lets just be fair)
cuz she in the first place made the dare
"Do something that will raise my hair!"
dunno what she had in mind i swear
but i responded with an evil grin and a snare,
as i was about to give her the worst of her nightmares,
i twitched and i frowned, i cried and i shivered
at last i let it out, the mighty ball of air!!!
all went slow mo' as the bombshell left my rear
my bum bounced as it made a hole thru the chair
it was an explosion bigger than "A-bomb" i swear
one that people down at the north pole could hear
when all were dead that it all became clear
it wasnt what was expected, and asked by claire
she wanted what would have made us a pair,
a li'll shag or just "I love you dear!!"
when i realized that i cried with tears
but as long as i have this fart with me
i have none to fear :

 

oh my god .. LMFAO .. LOL omg man that as just nice , hahaha .. lol .. nice .. im sure ur try was successful .. LOL .. did it really happen :shock:

 

seriously funny man...lovin it ....:RollLol: too good man......u gettin reps

 

**** dude(no pun intended : ) ...tht was funny
crappy vb aint letting me rep u

 

kep it up dude....reps for ya...

 

Awesome..... hehehehehehe.... n [skaw] asking if this really happened ..lol...
err.. but....hey man did tht really happnd : ???? .... hehehe truly awesome :rock: :rockon: :RollLol:

 

da fcukin VB is nt allowin me to give reps....

 

hahahahafhfhahahaha.a..really good dude...

 

stfu














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F'KIN WHY DIDN't I SEE THIS EARLIER?

Dude, seriously, if every other thing you try fails (God Forbid), become a freakin rapper or some ****... you're lyrics kick ass... man...!!!

 

hehe thanks guys .... what took u so long??? ..
naaa ..kidddin ... thnx again ... its good that my rubbish is being appreciated and i am gettin reps .. keep em comin!!
by the way its not a true life story ... although i do have a crush on claire hahaha

 

****..Dude ! Your rubbish is AMAZING..i swear...

S H I T Dude ! .where do u get all those ****ing ideas from ? :think:

I hope it was not encouraged bu your personal expereince.. lol

Amazing dude....you are ONE H E L L of a Crapyard... that was brilliant...

Reps 4 u :nw:

:rockon: Keep it up

 

you are ONE H E L L of a Crapyard <<<<< HAHAHAHA!!!! .. i love this!! iam gonna make it ma sig now ... thnks devilgutiar

 

u sure are dude!cool, funny crap that was!really cool.i had this knack of writing funny lyrics when i was in 9th but it all faded.but this seems very motivating.good work dude!keep it up!

 

did u eat ny hot vada pavs before that actually happened????

 

excuse me?...go sit in da corner aight...

 

aight aight fo sho ma nizzle!

 

yes fo sho ma nizzle, now go sit, cause it's free and i know desi people love free stuff

 

:RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol:

It's really funnyyy........

 

yeah, cool lyrics.one of its kind!!!!