i shouldnt have farted so LOUD!

Discussion in 'Poetry and Lyrics Forum' started by shak, May 13, 2005.

  1. shak

    shak Harrr!

    hi all, this is my second attempt at writing poetry (first one failed) .... just to lighten up the mood :)

    I Shouldnt Have Farted So Loud: By shahrukh

    yelled ma teacher as she felt the heat,
    curries, lentils, rice, pasta and meat
    it was an aftershock not a tiny li'll bleep
    horrible or what? i think it was pretty neat
    through all this, one who sat calm was claire
    suckin her pencil as if she doesnt care
    (thats was a site too guys :rock:
    i would have loved to share
    but this is not the time and place
    lets just be fair)
    cuz she in the first place made the dare
    "Do something that will raise my hair!"
    dunno what she had in mind i swear
    but i responded with an evil grin and a snare,
    as i was about to give her the worst of her nightmares,
    i twitched and i frowned, i cried and i shivered
    at last i let it out, the mighty ball of air!!!
    all went slow mo' as the bombshell left my rear
    my bum bounced as it made a hole thru the chair
    it was an explosion bigger than "A-bomb" i swear
    one that people down at the north pole could hear
    when all were dead that it all became clear
    it wasnt what was expected, and asked by claire
    she wanted what would have made us a pair,
    a li'll shag or just "I love you dear!!"
    when i realized that i cried with tears
    but as long as i have this fart with me
    i have none to fear :p:
  2. skaw

    skaw snooze

    oh my god .. LMFAO .. LOL :) omg man that as just nice , hahaha .. lol .. nice .. im sure ur try was successful .. LOL .. did it really happen :shock:
  3. DrSaurabh

    DrSaurabh Wh@+s Up D0C

    seriously funny man...lovin it ....:RollLol: too good man......u gettin reps
  4. dennis

    dennis The Bhangra King

    **** dude(no pun intended :p: ) ...tht was funny
    crappy vb aint letting me rep u
  5. cYpHeR

    cYpHeR Banned

    kep it up dude....reps for ya...
  6. sachoo

    sachoo drenched in my pain again

    Awesome..... hehehehehehe.... n [skaw] asking if this really happened ..lol...
    err.. but....hey man did tht really happnd :p: ???? .... hehehe truly awesome :rock: :rockon: :RollLol:
  7. cYpHeR

    cYpHeR Banned

    da fcukin VB is nt allowin me to give reps....
  8. DesiPride143

    DesiPride143 BEHAVE!

    hahahahafhfhahahaha.a..really good dude...
  9. Mr. Scary

    Mr. Scary Bass-tard Child


  10. Asmodeus

    Asmodeus New Member


    Dude, seriously, if every other thing you try fails (God Forbid), become a freakin rapper or some ****... you're lyrics kick ass... man...!!!
  11. shak

    shak Harrr!

    hehe thanks guys .... what took u so long??? ..
    naaa ..kidddin ... thnx again ... its good that my rubbish is being appreciated and i am gettin reps .. :) keep em comin!!
    by the way its not a true life story ... although i do have a crush on claire ;) hahaha
  12. devilguitar

    devilguitar New Member

    ****..Dude ! Your rubbish is AMAZING..i swear...

    S H I T Dude ! .where do u get all those ****ing ideas from ? :think:

    I hope it was not encouraged bu your personal expereince.. lol

    Amazing dude....you are ONE H E L L of a Crapyard... that was brilliant...

    Reps 4 u :nw:

    :rockon: Keep it up
  13. shak

    shak Harrr!

    you are ONE H E L L of a Crapyard <<<<< HAHAHAHA!!!! .. i love this!! iam gonna make it ma sig now ... thnks devilgutiar
  14. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    u sure are dude!cool, funny crap that was!really cool.i had this knack of writing funny lyrics when i was in 9th but it all faded.but this seems very motivating.good work dude!keep it up!
  15. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    did u eat ny hot vada pavs before that actually happened????
  16. DesiPride143

    DesiPride143 BEHAVE!

    excuse me?...go sit in da corner aight...
  17. Mr. Scary

    Mr. Scary Bass-tard Child

    aight aight fo sho ma nizzle!
  18. DesiPride143

    DesiPride143 BEHAVE!

    yes fo sho ma nizzle, now go sit, cause it's free and i know desi people love free stuff
  19. 6string_addict

    6string_addict * Addicted Guitarist * <img src="http://www.indian

    :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol:

    It's really funnyyy........ ;) ;)
  20. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    yeah, cool lyrics.one of its kind!!!!

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