How to catch a lion...???

How To Catch a Lion !!!
There are various methods, here are some ..... read on
....

Ø Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.

Ø Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and
will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

Ø Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven
that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will
upgrade it to
Lion.

Ø Indian Police Method:
catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to
accept that its
a lion.

Ø Rajnikanth M ethod :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear
itself.

Ø Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and
kill it, while
it's sleeping!

Ø Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sunlight and put the
lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Ø Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by
another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion
loves the 2nd
lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15
yrs, then also
u wont !

Ø Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a
good scenic
location.

Ø Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Ø Menaka Gandhi method:
save the lion from danger and feed him with some
vegetables
continuously.

Ø George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Ø Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl to u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Lion gets tired and surrenders

 

gud one, it's funny

 

coolgirl.....u r cool girl

 

familiar with the first half but the other half i dunno.but overall good!

 

ha ha...nice ones...had read some of them in a sms but many are new to me...nice post...

 

colllllllllllllllllllllll
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hahahah good ! cool gurl !

 

ha ha ha..................

 

haha .... yeah these are goood ... although i failed to get most of em ... but anywhooo ...

 

how do u catch coolgirl_babe?

 

thats what i was wondering......how the hell 2 catch coolgirl_babe

 

i know, do u wanna me to tell (hahahahaha)

 

^keep it to yourself ... these guys would do anything honestly ....

 

Really gud joke............ like it

 

Nice find.
The Indian Police method got a smile on my face.

 

nice ones...

 

old stuff....

 

Hey do ya have some tips how i cud catch a bird..?? Birds fly too high.. And their wings are too strong nowadays.. Even money can't keep them under control..
BIRD=gals..

 

^^^^^ DON'T TRY TO CATCH BIRDS.........U'LL ENDup in vain.........LET THE BIRD SIT IN UR HAND......DEN CATCH IT!!:grin:

 

LOLZ>..leFTY..It seems u R a genious.. How many BIRDS U got?? BRO??..NE way.. I have to say something naughty.. So PM me on YaHOO..