> A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. > > He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. > > The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new > outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. > > The man is impressed. > > The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. > > She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she > tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. > > Again, the man is impressed. > > The third invests the money in the stock market. > > She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. > > She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. > > The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money. > > Guess which lady he chose to marry? > > > > > (scroll down for the answer) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > * > > > > > > > He married the most beautiful one!!!!!! > > > > > > > > > > Men are Men!!!
well ... i thought ... he'll marry the "most voluptuous" one ... u seems to have toned down the answer
lol... kk, i got anotha 1... this man, he was married 2 gud lookin gal. but the man had 2 go on business trip and didnt want 2 leave his gal @ home cos she wud end up gettin screwed by his three best friends. so b4 he left her @ home, he put a knife up her "u no what", and told his three m8s that if by the time he comes back they havnt had slept with his wife they get a prize... so off he goes on his trip.... ... ... a week l8a he comes back and asks the three men 2 come forward and line up... he goes up 2 the first 1 and asks him 2 pull his trouser down... as guy numba 1 does so, his penis fall off... the man aint 2 pleased and sez so u were sleepin with my wife... u dont get a prize... the next guy pulls his trousers down, yet his penis stays on. the man goes forward to give him his prize of money, when the 2nd guy tries 2 say thank you his tongue has been cut off and it falls out... the man aint 2 pleased and sez so u were sleepin with my wife... u dont get a prize... he then proceeds 2 the third guy and checks his penis and tongue 2 check if they r still on... the third guy had passed the test and the man offered to shake hands, yet as the third guy offered his hand all his fingers fell off... the man aint 2 pleased and sez so u were sleepin with my wife... u dont get a prize moral of the story: dont play with knives, it cud b very dangerous
Hey this joke is stolen from Akbar Birbal stories !!!!! And that was stolen from Irish Joke book !!!! Theives everywhere (No u Mr Sing) ....... Just like Ar Reheman or what ever !!!!
