hotel ludi-fornia

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  1. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    Hotel LUDIfornia (the ludiana equivalent of hotel california)

    On the dark GT highway
    Pagdi patka in my hair
    Warm smell of some dhabas
    Rising up in the air
    Up ahead in the distance
    I saw a ttharra joint
    My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
    I must have drunk over a pint
    There he stood in the drive way
    I heard his truck helper yell
    And I was thinking to myself
    This had to be Devinder Singh Behl
    Then he belched, and scratched his head
    And he was on the highway
    And the other drivers leaning from their truck car doors
    I thought I heard them say
    Welcome to the hotel LUDIfornia
    Vaddi changi place (vaddi changi place)
    Vaddi changi place
    Massage, manicure, pedicure at hotel LUDIfornia
    Any kind of ear (any kind of ear)
    You can clean it here

    His car's grill was definitely twisted
    He's got a Maruti-Benz
    He's got a lot of petty petty MLAs
    Whom he calls friends
    Dancing bhangra in the courtyard
    See surdie sweat
    Some dancer is this Devinder
    Armpits stinking wet
    So I told the bell captain
    I's made a reservation online
    And he said, oye khoteyya our internet hasnt worked at all Since Y2K - 1999
    And still those drivers were calling from the drive way
    Woke me in the middle of the night
    I know I heard them say

    Welcome to the hotel LUDIfornia
    Itthey karlo rest (itthey karlo rest)
    Itthey karlo rest
    Aish karo at the hotel LUDIfornia
    Kudi umr bais (kudi umr bais)
    Will serve you nice

    Daler on the ceiling
    And on the walls in every guise
    And waitresses dressed like actresses
    From flicks of Subhash Ghai's
    And in the downstairs canteen
    I sat down for my meal
    Butter chicken, and sarson da saag
    Had a shock when they showed me the bill
    Looking for help I saw Devinder
    Dancing wildly on the floor
    I had to find my hostess back
    Oh where is this Gurpreet Kaur?
    Relax said Milkha Singh
    Play golf with my son Jeev
    Tu ban gaya Punjab da puttar
    Now you cant ever leave

    So here I am,
    Wasting life at the Hotel LUDIfornia
    Vaddi changi place (vaddi changi place)
    Vaddi changi place
    Converted to member of Hotel LUDIfornia
    Whoever arrives (whoever arrives)
    Stays till he dies !!!
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  2. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    i expect about 7 reps for this one.
    ak&guitar and DrSaurabh like this.
  3. Guitar boy

    Guitar boy New Member

    7 black or red ones?
  4. DrSaurabh

    DrSaurabh Wh@+s Up D0C

  5. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    .... :nw: :nw:
  6. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    dude when did you become admin ?
  7. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    i had a feeling that you'd find it hilatious...
  8. lord_neo

    lord_neo Guest

    Tussi chha gaye! :beer:

    Roflol my rep coming your way.
  9. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    ty....check out BIODATA.....

    oh yes, though i hate to admit it, ludifornia didnt come out of my fertile head, though i daresay it was from no sardar either.
  10. Guitar boy

    Guitar boy New Member

    Good one Jamhead. I posted that 7 rep stuff just for fun.. I liked the dub.
    Wish to lick ur head once, i m fond of jam.
  11. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    doh and bleh
  12. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member


    is this copy paste ???
  13. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    Yes unfortunately.. my only contribution is the name - ludifornia.
    .:SpY_GaMe:. likes this.
  14. harrycool21

    harrycool21 New Member

    hi guys, im a beginner in playing guitar so can u provide me with "haan pahli baar" and the chord family waitng for reply
  15. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God


    need to spread more reps...remind me later
  16. vini

    vini Repeat Offender

    lolzzz.. welcome change from ur boring threads ;)

    reps for u
  17. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    5 down..2 to go
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  18. Hardik

    Hardik .:.:.:BoRn TaLenT:.:.:.

    :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: awesome.....reps for you... :rock: :rock:

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