HOTEL KERALAFONIA....... (Indian Copy)

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  1. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----> Zhol-Man<----

    HOTEL KERALAFONIA....... (Indian Copy)

    *We all know the song "Hotel California" by the
    sing along with these words...
    ...... sung to the tune of what else - Hotel California*

    On the road to Trivandrum
    Coconut oil in my hair
    Warm smell of avial
    Rising up through the air
    Up ahead in the distance
    I saw a bright pink tube-light
    My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
    I had to stop for a bite
    There he stood in the doorway
    Flicked his mundu in style
    And I was thinking to myself
    I don't like the look of his sinister smile
    Then he lit up a petromax
    Muttering "No power today"
    More Mallus down the corridor
    I thought I heard them say

    Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
    Such a lousy place,
    Such a lousy place (background)
    Such a sad disgrace,
    Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
    Any time of year
    Any time of year (background)
    It's infested here
    It's infested here

    His finger's stuck up his nostril
    He's got a big, thick mustache
    He makes an ugly, ugly noise
    But that's just his laugh
    Buxom girls clad in pavada
    Eating banana chips
    Some roll their eyes, and
    Some roll their hips
    I said to the manager
    My room's full of mice
    He said,
    Don't worry, saar,I sending you
    meen karri, brandy and ice
    And still those voices were crying from far away
    Wake you up in the middle of the night
    Just to hear them pray

    Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
    Such a lousy place,
    Such a lousy place (background)
    Such a sad disgrace
    Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
    It is no surprise
    It is no surprise (background)
    That it swarms with flies

    The blind man was pouring
    Stale sambar on rice
    And he said
    We are all just actors here
    In Silk Smitha-disguise
    And in the dining chamber
    We gathered for the feast
    We stab it with our steely knives
    But we just can't cut that beef
    Last thing I remember
    I was writhing on the floor
    That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
    I am sure
    Relax, said the watchman,
    This enema will make you well
    And his friends laughed as they held me down
    God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!
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  2. g0g0l

    g0g0l ! SpAm

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  3. vini

    vini Repeat Offender

    haha..even "hotel ludi-fornia" posted by jamhead was good
  4. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    hahaha excellent man
  5. junky_aryan

    junky_aryan New Member


    Ha ha ha ...tht was awsome dude...
  6. faraz khan

    faraz khan Fkay'zzz .......GoNe MaD!

    gr8.. do share thingz that u have!
  7. lord_neo

    lord_neo Guest

    man thats was fun reading! :)
  8. guitarangela

    guitarangela gran'ma

    haha...that infact is true...:grin:
    Damn you abhi for ruining the reputation of the very own god's country! but cant disagree with whats written..:)
  9. urban_slacker

    urban_slacker New Member

    awesommmm dude... i came across d punjabi version... its posted... i guess if any 1 can record gud voice...
  10. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    only u can make such threads...
  11. smartsashank

    smartsashank New Member

    what da fu(k is dis?
    achche bhale gaane ki jhand pher di saale ne!!!

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