A Taxi Passenger Touched The Driver On The Shoulder To Ask Him a Question. The Driver Screamed, Lost Control Of The Car, Nearly Hit a Bus, Went Up On The Footpath & Stopped Few Centimeters Far From a Shop Window. 4 a Second, Everything Went Quiet In The Cab. Then, The Driver Said: "Look Buddy! Don't Ever Do That Again, u Scared Me. The Passenger Apologized And Said: "I Didn't Realize That a Little Touch Would Scare You SoMuch... Driver Replied: "Sorry, It's Not Really Your Fault. Today Is my 1st Day As a Cab Driver. I've Been Driving a Van Carrying Dead Bodies Frm The Last 25 Years...!!
