Guitar Vs. Girlfriend

^LMAO...he must be peeing as a shower

 

^I would think so :shock:.......... that evokes troubling images in my head......

 

those who say grrlfrnd over guitr.....cant fcking play the thing. i mean the guitar.

 

i read an incident in bash.org...where a dude staples his dick..

I have my priorities set dude

 

All said and done, bash.org is still an online thing for most of us, this was a guy who we knew in real life on a daily basis.....it makes it even more troubling...

 

man still it amuses me...I wud have laughed it off even if it had happened to a friend....I mean that is stupid...I prefer exercising my wrists than humping a guitar.

 

^Uh.........such incidents often lead to even more disturbing information being revealed about someone's private life...we found out that apparently he had been using an electric vibrating p*y for his pleasure.......and that day he had really wanted to do it, but he ran out of batteries and his gibson was laying next to him................f* that...

 

LOL
I like "fcking" play with the girl.

Hand is also a good option.

Emasculated ones may please choose to differ and proceed to do what distrubed mentioned.

 

man that is the height of desperation...

next time ask him to either wank...or hump the hollow in the toilet paper roll

 

i'll chose ...... lemonade .. *nod*

 

@alpha1, solid advice...
@wizard, i dont think i'll meet him again, let alone talk to him...i'd start laughing....

 

:boff:



^^^ Kaiserchief you can try doing that though.

 

Ofcourse you would enjoy more staying in front.

 

wizrd: that wasnt pointed at u.

and hey that toilet rol idea......where did YOU get it from?


@alpha i lost track man what u saying?

 

np...

from bash.org (yeah I know I need a life)

actually it said tht u can stuff the hollow with some mashed banana and keep it in microwave for a lil while
but am a lazy ass...the toilet paper roll with a lil lubrication will do just fine

 

I agree...However, it does seem to be a better option than living in an illusion.

 

LOL...hehehehe... good call angel...

Girlfriend (s) anytime yaar... guitar toh bechara apna he hain yaar...

waise for those who opt guitar as GF.. jus limit it to kisses

n when u hv both..u r .....:

:rock:

 

rotest: :spam1:

 

I read the whole thread now.. U bloody indecent, shameless guys ...... :annoyed:

 

Hey it is a well known fact most guys pick up the guitar to stop wanking.

I did.