Guitar jokes

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by ananth222, Aug 9, 2004.

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  1. ananth222

    ananth222 Beginner

    Post your favorite guitarist jokes!
    Heres a few:

    What happens when a bass player takes Viagra?
    He gets taller.

    How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. They just steal somebody else's light.

    Q. Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
    A. He had to break the window to get the drummer out!

    Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a bass player?
    A. About half a beat.
  2. jayanth

    jayanth <.: : Call Quits : :.>

    Post it in the Humor thread.. Two threads just for jokes??
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