Guitar jokes

Post your favorite guitarist jokes!
Heres a few:

What happens when a bass player takes Viagra?
He gets taller.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just steal somebody else's light.

Q. Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
A. He had to break the window to get the drummer out!

Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a bass player?
A. About half a beat.

 

Post it in the Humor thread.. Two threads just for jokes??