girls never change..!

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by nandy0894, Apr 26, 2012.

  1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    ‎*Girlfriend giving directions to boyfriend* .

    ''Come to the front gate of the house where u normally drop me. .

    Look for flat 5A, you'll find a lift on your right.. hit 5 with your elbow. .

    off the lift and my room is last on the left..

    hit the doorbell with your elbow and I'll be there. :) .

    BF : That sounds easy.. but why should I use my elbow?

    GF : OMG! Are u coming empty-handed??
     
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  2. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    Greedy gals :)
     
  3. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Backpack?
    If the gift is in the backpack?


    But yes girls are morons in general ...
     
  4. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    to quote a gr8 person.. " never use ur brain when u read a joke..to brief ..dun use logic while reading one.. "
     
  5. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Yeah, its a sin to have brains in this world ...

    The joke's ain't entertaining
    You know the trick before it is unveiled
    There is nothing mystical or magical left

    :'(
     
  6. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    How dare u call gals moron huh!!!! agreed they act dumb sometimes that doesn't mean they are......
     
  7. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    exactly.. but whats wrong iin it..!
    it should be that ways..me thinks..
     
  8. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    "Leave your brains behind" or "don't think" is a great marketing tool, often used by Bollywood to justify serving you outright bad movies. It is a poor excuse to account for inability to create something genuinely funny or original and is extended, fairly often, to bad jokes, bad books or bad entertainment in general.
     
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  9. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    well thats what india is famous for
     
  10. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    why the hell is everything bad associated with India..it happens just about everywhere..!!
     
  11. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    true..but life would be very uninteresting if we start thinking about everything..i mean putting logic into everything..!
    imagine..a lil kid asking you about the logic behind bed time stories,.
     
  12. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    well tell him to go to sleep
    or tell him something complex and he doesnt understand and tell him when he will grow then he will understand
     
  13. mymusicmyguitar

    mymusicmyguitar New Member

    Unnecessary discussion is definitely proving his point right....
     
  14. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    No, that's what the man would like you to believe. He prefers you not thinking about things. For example, I tend to read headlines on NDTV just to know what they're trying to show is happening in the country....and in the last six months, NDTV has gone from articles about incidents to "5 facts you should know" or "10 important occurrences about the incident". Bullet points to save you the trouble of actually reading what happened. Convenient, yet prone to bias in a way that a report finds it hard to be.


    I sincerely hope that if a child asks you about the logic behind bed time stories, you will not ask them to not think and just listen.


    You seem to be confusing fantasy with lack of thought. I assure you fantasy is quite the opposite.
     
  15. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    i am talking about the usage of logic..in stories..jokes..fantasies..and other such things..
     
  16. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    I used to ask questions about everything.
    So now I know answers to everything.

    Children who don't ask questions, never get to know new things.
    Children who are stopped from asking questions, find out answers on their own (and realize that grown-ups around them are dumb).

    (You should probably watch a movie called Matilda to understand)
     
  17. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    hmmmmmmmmm
    lets see..

    why would a person who is not dumb want to act dumb and still not want to be seen as dumb? you make no sense. in fact, you basically said women are dumb.
     
  18. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    I think you're missing the point...
     
  19. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    Morbid those are womanly traits and trust me you havn't come across one thenand you should b glad!!, anyways r v on a war path or something u keep attacking me ya:)
     
  20. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    Sometimes innocence is hidden in their act of dumbness
    nd thts the most sweet quality of a girl :)
    (this is my point of view )
     

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