i donno if this thread exists,but im too lazy to search now....hm..put any funny sher shayris u have.... lemme start.... 1. chiti ( ANT) aur haathi ki shaadi ho gayi doosre din haathi mar gaya. chiti ne kaha "" ek raat hui shaadi hone main, ab saari umar jaayegi iski kabar khodne main. 2 tu mere dil maina aise samayi hain jaise bajre ke khet main bhais ghus aayi hain 3. sharb ek bimari hain jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hain sharb ek bimari hain jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hain aao milkar is bimari ko duur kare ek bottle tum khatam karo, ek bottle hum khatam kare. 4. hum aapke dil main rehte hain aur bhaada bhi nahi dete hain.......:
Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke Adha piya aur adha chod diya Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar Nahin koi Vim Bar Jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya! Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai Vishvas hai to Paisa hai Paisa hai to Shohrat hai Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai Izzat hai to Ladki hai Ladki hai to Tension hai Tension hai to Concern hai Concern hai to a Khayaal hai Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai Khawab hai to Growth hai Growth hai to Zindagi hai Zindagi hai to khwaab hai Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai Bas ghumnewala chahiye......
Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye... Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!....:think:
