Funniest sms u have recevied till date

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  1. guns_n_gore

    guns_n_gore hell raiser

    which is the fuuniest sms u have recevied till date???????
    and spam also
     
  2. nik_bokacheley

    nik_bokacheley :help: I'm a mad :sadbye:

    There are many...I don't keep a track on them...But i feel this thread wud be of gr8 help for people like me...:eek::...
    I wud request all the IGTians...to post in this thread..;)..And the text that you receive..;)..This thread is dedicated to SMS...:)...So go for it...:p:

    SMS1:

    A study has proved that all "stupid" n "dufers" use their thumb while reading a SMS...now its 2 late , dont try to change your finger!
    :)
     
  3. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    ^ that one was good
    i got one recently:
     
  4. nik_bokacheley

    nik_bokacheley :help: I'm a mad :sadbye:

    Wah..that was nice..:p:
     
  5. thr woz a thread called best sms uve recieved by bobby http://www.indianguitartabs.com/showthread.php?t=3769

    copy cat!

    well neways mines here -

    Hi, Im God. Ive created a few bad creations but ure the worst monster ive made.My apologies from da behalf of the world
     
  6. shak

    shak Harrr!

    i dun get funny sms' .....sadly ...
     
  7. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    very good dude ...
    i feel they are worse than spam .. coz they come from ppl u know ...
    and u cant delete even without reading ...
     
  8. lol ne msg will come 4m ppl u no
    unknown ppl wutn care...rite? lol
     
  9. shak

    shak Harrr!

    got one funny oene right now ... dunno if it will make you smile or not but sure made ma brother laugh out
    "dear customer, your contracts expires in one month, can you please clear your account balance at as early as possible, contact O2 customer service at 80220"
     
  10. $cReWdR!veR

    $cReWdR!veR .:: Sweetheart ::.

    i really like this one......


    dosti ka safar bada lamba hota hai......
    hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo thoda hum chalege,
    phir............






    rickshaw kar lege
     
  11. positive thinking is lyk this u look up in d sky n a bird ****s in ur eyes,u dun cry and say thank god cows dun fly



    best one i got
     
  12. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    ok i got this 1

    dunno if others have read it somehwre b4 or not..

    "if u want to buy a mercedes benz for rs,3.5 lakhs on easy installments
    then go to the website "kutte apni aukaad main reh.com..." :p:
     
  13. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    another one..

    "tum aagaye ho,noor aagaya hai,chalo teeno ghoomne chalen." :p:
     
  14. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    my signature si the funniest one till now!theere are more as well, but i broke my cell 4n half months back!:p:
     
  15. akkyy21

    akkyy21 #%@!$&

    When u were born...
    d clouds parted.
    God apeared b4 all mankind... n proclaimed
    "Sorry no refund or exchange available 4 d defect".
     
  16. farhana_kader

    farhana_kader New Member

    i guess these are quite funny:

    1)
    chand mein dekha to aap dikhe
    sooraj mein dekha to aap dikhe
    baadal mein dekha to aap dikhe



    arre yaar! thoda side mein ho jaao to kuch aur dikhe..

    2)
    everyday i pray to god "let everyone have a friend like u....... why shud only i suffer??? "

    3)
    money can buy evrythng but love, money is the root of all evil, money is dirty: so send me all ur money and be happy the rest of ur life!!

    4)
    This is an unbelievably false poem:
    one fine morning in the middle of the nite
    2 dead boys woke up to fight
    back to back, they faced each other
    took out their swords and shot
    one deaf policeman heard the noise
    and killed the two dead boys
    believe this story is really true
    ask the blind beggar, he read it too
     
  17. Ozze

    Ozze New Member

    girl phoned me n said .. come on over no budies home.
    i went to her home n no body wz home
     
  18. Ozze

    Ozze New Member

    its my OWN self made sms..
    m not wot u use 2 think abt me m wot wot,wot u think now but the thing i think abt u is y ukep wastin time thinkin abt me,stop thinkin abt me n thinkwot i said..

    :p HURAAAAH 100 POsts
     
  19. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    hey all those things were funny.........but u neeed to rething your post over the bold!
    www.skullmastersanchit.8m.com

    check who is the root to all evil! :rock:
     
  20. cYpHeR

    cYpHeR Banned

    till date dun remember.....lately got dis one frm akky

    2 ppl are yawning together..
    What is da relationship betn them?
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    YAWN-SAMBANDH
     

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