Funniest sms u have recevied till date

which is the fuuniest sms u have recevied till date???????
and spam also

 

There are many...I don't keep a track on them...But i feel this thread wud be of gr8 help for people like me...:...
I wud request all the IGTians...to post in this thread....And the text that you receive....This thread is dedicated to SMS......So go for it...:

SMS1:

A study has proved that all "stupid" n "dufers" use their thumb while reading a SMS...now its 2 late , dont try to change your finger!

 

^ that one was good
i got one recently:

 

Wah..that was nice..:

 

thr woz a thread called best sms uve recieved by bobby https://indianguitartabs.com/showthread.php?t=3769

copy cat!

well neways mines here -

Hi, Im God. Ive created a few bad creations but ure the worst monster ive made.My apologies from da behalf of the world

 

i dun get funny sms' .....sadly ...

 

very good dude ...
i feel they are worse than spam .. coz they come from ppl u know ...
and u cant delete even without reading ...

 

lol ne msg will come 4m ppl u no
unknown ppl wutn care...rite? lol

 

got one funny oene right now ... dunno if it will make you smile or not but sure made ma brother laugh out
"dear customer, your contracts expires in one month, can you please clear your account balance at as early as possible, contact O2 customer service at 80220"

 

i really like this one......


dosti ka safar bada lamba hota hai......
hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo thoda hum chalege,
phir............






rickshaw kar lege

 

positive thinking is lyk this u look up in d sky n a bird ****s in ur eyes,u dun cry and say thank god cows dun fly



best one i got

 

ok i got this 1

dunno if others have read it somehwre b4 or not..

"if u want to buy a mercedes benz for rs,3.5 lakhs on easy installments
then go to the website "kutte apni aukaad main reh.com..." :

 

another one..

"tum aagaye ho,noor aagaya hai,chalo teeno ghoomne chalen." :

 

my signature si the funniest one till now!theere are more as well, but i broke my cell 4n half months back!:

 

When u were born...
d clouds parted.
God apeared b4 all mankind... n proclaimed
"Sorry no refund or exchange available 4 d defect".

 

i guess these are quite funny:

1)
chand mein dekha to aap dikhe
sooraj mein dekha to aap dikhe
baadal mein dekha to aap dikhe



arre yaar! thoda side mein ho jaao to kuch aur dikhe..

2)
everyday i pray to god "let everyone have a friend like u....... why shud only i suffer??? "

3)
money can buy evrythng but love, money is the root of all evil, money is dirty: so send me all ur money and be happy the rest of ur life!!

4)
This is an unbelievably false poem:
one fine morning in the middle of the nite
2 dead boys woke up to fight
back to back, they faced each other
took out their swords and shot
one deaf policeman heard the noise
and killed the two dead boys
believe this story is really true
ask the blind beggar, he read it too

 

girl phoned me n said .. come on over no budies home.
i went to her home n no body wz home

 

its my OWN self made sms..
m not wot u use 2 think abt me m wot wot,wot u think now but the thing i think abt u is y ukep wastin time thinkin abt me,stop thinkin abt me n thinkwot i said..

HURAAAAH 100 POsts

 

hey all those things were funny.........but u neeed to rething your post over the bold!
www.skullmastersanchit.8m.com

check who is the root to all evil! :rock:

 

till date dun remember.....lately got dis one frm akky

2 ppl are yawning together..
What is da relationship betn them?
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YAWN-SAMBANDH