Engineers, chk this out..

hi ananya how are . iam also a member of igt . i was surfing this sight when i came across ur name . i want to ask u that do u play guitar . if yes teach me something, or ur just having fun on ths site. by the way i wanted u to be my friend .bye have a nice and wondeful new year

 

sorry i noticed the thread too late. absolutely bulls eye , amazingly hilarious...probably the first ime that i actually laughed out reading something in IGT. dude i'll give u a rep for this one!

 

Absolutely true....... Vivas are things which are to be remembered throughout the life because of their peculear qualitys....

 

i hate vivas

 

i like that...

 

another one...


especially for engg students!

Here are some funny (and true) facts about the life
of engineering students.
U can decide for yourself if this is true or not, if
u have led or are
leading an engineering college life. This is also a
chance for those who
'escaped' from there to get a little nostalgic...
read on...

[A] Some Basic definitions..
Engineering College : Place where you're punished
for getting good HSC
marks.
Babe : Girls studying in other colleges...for
mechguys, anything female.
Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get
some payback...
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...
Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where
the canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the
senior to the canteen.
Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous
idiot.
Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors
come nearby.
(No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures : Waste of time.. physical presence is
amust.........only meant for
sleeping, completing assignments & generally
everything
Tutions : What you take when you don't waste enough
time....
Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.
Lecturer : Unusual variant of previous individual
who comes packaged
with his own brand of English ("Now you check me
our journal." "You out get
from class." "Are you Understand?" "Both of you
two come here", "Draw a
square of any shape")
Practicals/Lab Work : 60 to 120 minutes
In which you watch the girls do your experiment, and
usually destroy a
considerable array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there
are no girls in your
group (simply look blankly at each other, fiddle
with the equipment, and
finally copy the readings. from the girls of
course...or from guyz who
get it from gals).

. The Truth about exams....
Exams : A 3 hour long exercise to find out how fast
you can write.
Timing : when ur non engineering GF/BF is free to
enjoy while u slog
with submissions & exams
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes
and you flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you
attempted worth in the
exam...
Arrear (Supplementary) : Makes you suicidal at
first...but later becomes a
way of life...
Year Drop : Makes dad homicidal.
Re-valuation: A cruel joke. (results of which come
after you give the arrear
exam).

[C]. An engineering student's 10 engg commandments
of Life
1. Thou shalt study only during the study leave.
2. Thou shalt treat all marks above 35 as bonus.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy assignments
journals/lab records only on
the morning of submission, and only by copying.
4. Thou shalt spend as much money as possible and
then borrow from girls.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance
in the canteen,
theaters,clubs,pubs,discos etc etc but not
necessarily in class
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being
present.
9. If thou can't convince them, confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a
four-lettered word.
Guys: Thou shalt treat and look upon all girls (esp.
freshers) as your
private property, and propose to as much freshers as
you can.
Girls: Thou shalt write all assignments and lab
works promptly and timely
so that guys can copy them from you.

[D]. The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
B.E. Balls to Engineering

 

Yeah quite true. It happens everywhere. But let me tell U that U are a genius...... quite like me. Hehehehe.... lol....

 

olrite..wots a 'PJ'?



obviously a 'poor joke'.
wots a 'P + i J' ?






a 'complex poor joke' lol.





y don't ppl laugh on complex poor jokes?







bcoz the 'Joke' part is imaginary!
:insane: <<<<<<<<(i'm in love with this smiley)

 

this not a joke but a paradox that we played on our maths teacher and he was stuned..
you know complex numbers..yeah so i=sqroot -1
so
sqroot-1 = sqroot -1
it can also be written as
sqroot(-1/1) = sqroot(1/-1)
=> sqroot-1 / sqroot 1 = sqroor 1 / sqroot -1
cross multiplying
sqroot -1 * sqroot -1 = sqroot 1 * sqroot 1
=> -1 = 1

how is that ^ possible..
it was a question but it turned into a joke when my teacher got all confused

 

wah???...uhummm.....sorry mate but i think u need to do your gcse's again..the problem is not with the roots...the law sqroot(a/b) = sqroot(a)/sqroot(b) is not wrong...The reason for the fallacy is that i=-1 is not an ordinary (real) square root, hence the rule for computing the quotient of radicals does not apply to it.
sqroot-1 = sqroot -1
it can also be written as
sqroot(-1/1) = sqroot(1/-1)
=> sqroot-1 / sqroot 1 = sqroor 1 / sqroot -1
cross multiplying
sqroot -1 * sqroot -1 = sqroot 1 * sqroot 1
=> -1 = 1
so now you know the reason for this paradox!!

 

my bad,
early monday morning blues!

 

u just hit the nail on the rt pt assasin..gawd..i totally agree with u...am doin my electrical eng man..i just KNOW wat u r talkin bout...very true..now theory is goin on...the nightmare is not over yet!!!

 

@shahrukh..Well...yeah most engineering ppl and DEFINITELY a math teacher should know that one..i dunno why he was stunned... :