Electric guitar cost in India ?

I'm feeling SO freakin pissed off right now. Was just browsing through MusiciansFriend and DAMN...life is SO unfair... they have an Epiphone Les Paules LP model for EIGHTY NINE USD !!!! WTF ??? and a Squier goin for 100 USD...that's less than 5k..
WHY don't u get such awesome stuff at such awesome prices here in India...WHY WHY WHY??
I think I'm gonna go wallow in self-pity...

 

@lord neo
givson's arent DAT bad !! esp. a blue diamond , sounds gud ~!~
and bout coverting an acoustic u can put a pickup , a GIVSON pickup costs rs 300 , i tried dat , and i dont wanna talk bout dat!!

nywayz
cheap and GUD GEAR :
GIVSON BLUE DIAMOND =rs 3500
ZOOM 505 2 =rs 4500
STRANGER AMP 15 watt =rs 2000
total =rs 10000

OR if u cud spend a 2000 more , cause this is better if u only want distortion and no delay and stuff !
GIVSON BLUE DIAMOND =rs 3500
AMT DIST ( depends on which 1 u want , ) = rs 4500 ( u also hav 2 ship this )
MARSHALL 15dx = rs 4000 ( FUNDOO AMP)
TOTAL = rs 12000

if started off with just a GIVSON blue diamond and a STARGER ns30
total =rs 6500 ( with discount

 

hahahaha...laughing my balls off!!

 

hey wats wrong with that???

my friend managed to get a used fender talon (usa) for 20k. its not possible to get nething like a gibson lp tone in nething less thaqn that im pretty convinced... 3.5k!! no fckunig way!! id sell everything i have and buy some 5 of those guitaers for 3.5k if there were such a great guitar for 3.5k