...doorknobs?

what does a doorknob signify?

 

some times for me it leads to unchallenged new tasks...

othertimes its just my bathroom....

 

A doorknob says that if you aren't bigger than this, you're screwed.



My bathroom door doesn't have a doorknob. It's a sliding door.

 

If it's low enough, it could smell of shit at homes of some nymphomaniacs.

 

Brass/copper doorknobs are much better than wooden/aluminium ones.

The reason is beacuse bacteria cannot survive on brass/bronze/copper.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oligodynamic_effect

 

I could do with some nympho chics ...

 

if your doorknobs are coated with oil.....then you have quite a task there..

 

so whats the moral of the story? :dont fix doorknobs to kitchen doors....

 

Chuck Norris doesn't need doorknobs. He jumps through doors.

 

The last time Chuck Norris used a doorknob was to sink Atlantis.

 

None of the doors in my house have doorknobs.

What does that signify?

 

Oh wait.. they do.

My bad.

I waited for 7 seconds to post this.

 

^You're sloshed again aren't you.

 

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

im a doorknob...
and yes i had to stick my nose into it...