1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates
    of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I
    got home, my husband seemed excited to
    see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I
    have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then
    blindfolded me and led me to my chair at
    the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he
    was about to
    remove my blindfold, the telephone ☎ rang.
    He made me promise not to touch the
    blindfold until he returned and went to
    answer the call. The beans I had consumed
    were still affecting me and the pressure was
    becoming unbearable, so while my husband
    was out of the room I seized the
    opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg
    and let one go . It was not only loud, but it
    smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a
    skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my
    napkin from my lap and fanned the air
    around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the
    other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink
    was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping
    my ears carefully tuned to the conversation
    in the other room, I went on releasing
    atomic bombs like this for another few
    minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!
    Eventually the telephone farewells signaled
    the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned
    the air a few more times with my napkin,
    placed it on my lap and folded my hands
    back on it feeling very relieved and pleased
    with myself. My face must have been the
    picture of innocence ,when my husband
    returned, apologizing for taking so long. He
    asked me if I had peaked through the
    blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At
    this point, he removed the blindfold, and
    twelve dinner guests seated around the
    table, with their hands to their noses,
    chorused: "Happy Birthday"..
  2. horsesmouth

    horsesmouth Active Member

    It's old, but gold!...
    Best part: The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

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