Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Panties not best thing on earth, but panties next to best thing on earth. It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Man who fights with wife all day has no piece at night. He who farts in church must sit in own pew. Female pilot who flies upside down have crack up. Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.