Cheezy Pickup Lines

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by Redalert, Dec 1, 2003.

  1. Redalert

    Redalert New Member

    I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

    I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?

    That dress looks great on you, it would look better on my floor

    Is your dad a thief, cause he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eye.

    Want to get some pizza and make-out? [No] What, don't like pizza?

    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

    If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

    Please feel free to add your own......:)
  2. NuageOutlaw

    NuageOutlaw New Member

    My friend: What is a 200 pound penguin good for?
    Her: I don't know
    My friend: Breaking the ice... Hi, I'm John, nice to meet you

  3. alli

    alli The Best Ever

  4. slash

    slash New Member

    hahahaha:p ....gonna try this....:shock:
  5. scot_hacker

    scot_hacker New Member

    (no offense)

    (no offense to the ladies)

    * Is your dad a terrorist? Cause he's made a bomb!
    * Is your name Daisy? I feel like planting you!
  6. dheno

    dheno New Member

    i heard ur ankles r havin a abt invitin ur pants down....
  7. Redalert

    Redalert New Member

    lol...good one, lotta ol poots being dug up recently:shock:
  8. rabi_sultan

    rabi_sultan <Bulla Ki Jana>

    ok here's a slightly long one.

    get your finger and dip it in water and flick some droplets onto the girl, MAKE SURE SHE SEES YOU DO THIS then say

    "oh dear it looks like you got your clothes wet. Lets go home and get you out of them"

  9. FinalPhase

    FinalPhase New Member

    you know guys while were discussing this....chicks r bound to read it. wont it make our pickup lines less effective:p
  10. kush_14

    kush_14 New Member

    "i know my calculus...u + me = us"

    took this one out of the RHCP song....
    "you love is like a rollercoaster...i want a ride"

    "if i could rewrite the alphabet, id put U and I together"

    You: Did it hurt?
    Her: What?
    You: when you fell out of heaven

    just some cheesy ones that i know never use em lol
  11. HellRazor

    HellRazor New Member

  12. scot_hacker

    scot_hacker New Member

    "How about we add ourselves a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and then start multiplying?"
  13. slash

    slash New Member

    Man thats classic u got there scott also u got 100 posts congrats m8. here is an techie one from me.

    "Hey babe, can I compile your code?"

    "You must be tired, because you've
    been running quadratic equations through my mind all night."
  14. kush_14

    kush_14 New Member

    from that bloodhound gang song
    "you and me baby aint nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel"

    or heres a biology one for you (its really bad)
    "You be Urey, Ill be Miller, lets experiment"
    (gotta be a biology person to get that one)

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