I lost my phone number, can I have yours? I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight? That dress looks great on you, it would look better on my floor Is your dad a thief, cause he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eye. Want to get some pizza and make-out? [No] What, don't like pizza? I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Please feel free to add your own......
My friend: What is a 200 pound penguin good for? Her: I don't know My friend: Breaking the ice... Hi, I'm John, nice to meet you hehehe.....
(no offense) (no offense to the ladies) * Is your dad a terrorist? Cause he's made a bomb! * Is your name Daisy? I feel like planting you!
ok here's a slightly long one. get your finger and dip it in water and flick some droplets onto the girl, MAKE SURE SHE SEES YOU DO THIS then say "oh dear it looks like you got your clothes wet. Lets go home and get you out of them"
you know guys while were discussing this....chicks r bound to read it. wont it make our pickup lines less effective
"i know my calculus...u + me = us" took this one out of the RHCP song.... "you love is like a rollercoaster...i want a ride" "if i could rewrite the alphabet, id put U and I together" You: Did it hurt? Her: What? You: when you fell out of heaven just some cheesy ones that i know of...id never use em lol
"How about we add ourselves a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and then start multiplying?"
Man thats classic u got there scott also u got 100 posts congrats m8. here is an techie one from me. "Hey babe, can I compile your code?" "You must be tired, because you've been running quadratic equations through my mind all night."
from that bloodhound gang song "you and me baby aint nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel" or heres a biology one for you (its really bad) "You be Urey, Ill be Miller, lets experiment" (gotta be a biology person to get that one)
