Boys VS Girls : Shayari War

are yaar mazak kar raha tha...


tere pyar mein dil coma mein chala gaya hai...
jaldi se haan kar de nahi to kuch bhi ho sakta hai...
abhi to coma hai aage inverted coma na ho jaye...
keh de haan is se pehle full stop ho jaye...

 

tere CT ,MRI ,color doppler main dekh chuki hu
coma ke bahaana mat kar, ke tere zooth ka ghada fut jayega..
mujhe pata hai tu meri saheli pe bhi line maarta hai
aisaa DC shock denge hum dono, ke tu har coma se uth jayegaa...

 

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hat nahi hai nahi to woh bhi off ho jata.... hats off to u ...

 

thats so nice of u vishwaa..
btw..
u havent replied yet...

so plz continue the war.... :beer:

 

Jaabi iss thread main ladkiyan laage baarne

avtaar lekaar utrna padta hain humme..

CT,MRI , baad main kaarana.. par yeh yaad rakhna

Hum saath saath hain..

kyunki agar hum na hote toh yeh saari cheezain na baanti

aur agar tum na hote toh .. yeh baanae walle na hote..!!

(now.. go and get some sleep i belive.. vishwa only access internet from his office, thank god i got internet at both the places )

 

hey dude this was damn gud hahahha rilly funny i hop tht wud make grls stp oops rather not

 

avtaar lene waale sun...

janm diya tha devki ne, par maa thi yashoda mata
so paalne wala most IMP hai, banaane wale ka importance hai chota..

(btw.. very nice point to put up fight... but lets make it guy vs gal n not doc vs engg.......... n if u r eager for such kindaa fight then lets open another thread..)

 

ok.. here is my jawab but in mathematical ishtyle.......


are coma full stop kya hai tujhe pura line maar raha hun..
teri saheli bhi invited hai love triangle bana raha hun...
cos c sinc tanc chod tu to puri ki puri sec c hai... ( trigonometric functions )
dil ka equation solve karna ab aur bhi risky hai...


i hope u got the meaning of sec c !!! :shock:

 

tumne kahaa humko sec c.. mera happiness integrate hoke infinite function ban gaya
tu kya kam hai kya? one upon cos c se?.. teraa dil mere pyaar ka junction ban gaya

(love knows no lingo.... no profession... nothing.... we proved it! we all writting so much on this thread.. fighting n taunting in all cool way..! its just too gr8 ... :beer: )

 

hai hum to gaye jaan se jo tune yun integrate kiya..
pyar ka equation solve ho gaye jo tune yun calculate kiya...
hume aitbaar hai tujhpe phir kabhi ise differentiate mat karna..
phir dubaara kisi bewafa ke saath mujhe correlate mat karna..


chand to kya tere liye suraj bhi phod dunga...
par tune agar na kiya.. to tere saare daant tod dunga.. :

ya nimmo.. love knows no lingo..

 

kyu meri wafaaon pe objection le rahe ho...
mujhe daant todne ka tension de rahe ho...
yaad rakhho main bhi kuch kam nahi..
teraa love triangle humse hai, warnaa issme kuch dam nahi...

tu triagngle bana le rectangle abb
kisi angle se main tere saath aane wali nahi
to koi bhi maxima ya minima dikha de mujhe
tere jaise comlex solution main pataane wali nahi.....

 

pyar ke H2O se bujha de meri pyas..
aab to tera naam leti hai meri har saans..
har breathe pe main O2 leta lekar CO2 deta hun..
par jab se tu aayi hai nimmo leta hun nimmo deta hun..

Thoda chemical ho gaya.. i think..

 

hai hai kya feelings hai
socho kitna fun ho gar pata chale vishva or nimmo ko
ki dono long lost siblings hai....

 

the war is not over!!???

 

koolstrum...
thats hillarious....!!

spy....
as long as we keep replyin..i think war..wont..stop!

viswaa..
bit..busy wit exams now..soon i wil post u reply...

 

Pyar ke haseen rishte ko apne solution bana diya..
na acidic na alkaline bus paani ka naam de diya..
yeh pyar hai mere dost kuch lab ka test nahi
ki dil burner pe daal diya, aur sochte rahe ki us aag se jala kyo nahi..

thats crap in simple words.. :Laughing:

 

no that was good one.. ok my reply..


pyar ke nashe ko pH scale mein nahi pad sakte..
ye na to acid hai na base hai ise salt bhi nahi keh sakte..
is reaction ke liye dil catalyst ka kaam karta hai..
are ye to woh solution hai jo har kisi ko nahi nasseb hota hai..

i think this one was crap..

 

Acid na hota to dil jalta kaise...
koi reaction na hota to dil dissolve hota kaise...
tum kyo dil ko guinea pig bana rahe ho...
experiment karna hi hai to use kisi aur ko de do...

yikes..guess i got a sun-stroke :

 

pig.. :nw: ... wat a wild imagination.. : :beer:

ok..

ye dil hai dil hai mera koi pig nahi..
ye pyar hai mera koi chemistry ka lab nahi..
jaldi se haan kar de chamiya.. nahi to gazab ho jayega...
dil mera bechara sulphuric acid mein jal jayega..

 

Kya har ladki se haan bulwaoge?
kya khud ke dil ko pig prove karwaoge?
na uljho in dil ki baaton main yaar mere..
dil ka kya, aaj apna kal kisi aur ka kehelwaoge??

Pssst....the sunstroke takes time to wear of