Boys VS Girls : Shayari War

^^ trust me trish that was pathetic..effort..


anyways..


aise baaton se na humme kuch milla hain..

aise baaton se na humme kuch millega

yeh toh ek aisi jung hain....

jiska na koi silla.. na kabhi hoga..

abhi toh aarzo purri karljiye..

waqt kal rahe na rahe..

aaj aap humaari jubaan par hain..

pata nahin kal rahain na rahin..


tanhaiyo main aapne bhi waqt guaazre

tanhaiyo main humne bhi waqt guaazare..

paar kya yahin hain iss zindagi ke issahre..

trisha.. na toh aap jeetengi na hum..

paar yeh waqt zaroor yaad aayega..

chaahe kal hum rahe .. na tum ..

 

Boy that gave me a complex :RollLol:

 

@notty.. :grin: told ya guys i suck at writing in hindi :grin:

@sharad.. have a sense of humour man, wtf is wrong with u

 

Alriiiighhht
i see someone writing hindi stuff

 

^^that was for tp :

(not to be repeated ever again :grin: )

 

nah...u can repeat!

 

^^ argh .. !! what was exactly wrong ??

 

@nimisha

are physics chemistry ya ho bio
sab shuru hota hai mere hi elm se
einstein ho ya newton ho ya leonardo da vinci
sab knowledge churaee in ho ne meri hi kitabon se

 

@nimisha in da sake of vishwa

yaar chor do ye baatein ye baatein hain purani
chordo sub kuch even relativity ki kahani

einstein bichara yahan hota to tum logo ko karta congratulate
hoe physics me fail hain karne chale graduate

hey man vishwa da war is on
da winners r sitting but da losers r gone ( dis points to nimisha)(no offence)

 

abbe zampak... chappu.. chirkut...
kya bola re tu????????
hum to idhrich baithelaa hai...

shaanon tum log mat karnaa khalipili kidapatti
overload na do dimaag ko, warna gul ho jayegi batti
kya pata hai tumko wo SOUR GRAPES ki story..
jo milti nahi khud ko wo angur lagti hai khatti..

(no offence.. that was freestyle taporiness )

 

Wat?? Don't be so harsh on us cryptu .. for god's sake keep 'em comin .. after all i believe laffter is da best medicine :

 

Oye nimmo..

Newton ka dil phisal ke tumhare kadmon mein aaya tha :shock:
Janeman ye to batlao ye haseen haadsa kab hua tha...
Kya tum newton ke zamane mein haseen hua karti thi..
ya phir newton ke Lab ko saaf karne wali bai hua karti thi..

 

why u ppl r teasing cryptu.. she is doing good.. ok my reply to that..

jitni bhi chemistry ya biology is janam mein padh lo tum..
pyar haseen tabhi hota hai jab do jismo ka physics hota hai..
is baat par khush ho jao ya ho jao gum sum si tum..
physics ke bina is duniya mein na insan ka janam hota hai..

 

oye vishwaa..
agar tu pichle janam ka newton hai..
to kya main newton ke zamaane ki husn ki nageena nahi ho sakti???
janneman.. apna zagda to barson purana hai
kamwali bai to nahi, par kya me tere dil ki haseena nahi ho sakti???

(oh!! vishwaa ki gf.. plz forgive me for that open flirting )

 

janeman ye flirting ka akhada hai samhal jao kuch bhi pata nahi chalega....
baaton baaton mein dil idhar se udhar ho jayega kuch ehsaas na ho payega...
zagadte zagadte kahin nigahein na takra jayen ek dusre se..
haste hasate kahin pyar na ho jaye tumhe humse aur hamein tumse..

 

oye...

uff ye kya musibat hai...

ungali di pakdne ko..to woh direct haath pakadne ko chale..

badi jaldi hai unko..

flirt just shuru hi nahi hua..ke pyaar me zakadne ko chale..

 

itna bhi kya guroor janeman apne husn ka..
ye mat bhulo chand mein bhi daag hota hai...
ye koi gulshan nahi maidan-e-jung hai ishq ka..
yahan wohi jeet ta hai jo pehle apna dil haar ta hai..


haath jo padkte hain hum kabhi chodte nahi..
waada jo karte hain hum kabhi todte nahi..
ye to humari aandaaz-e-shayari hai janeman..
waarna itni bhi jaldi kisiko apna dil hum dete nahi..

 

hume naaz nahi jaaneman.. bus thoda sa vishwaas hai
iss maidaan e jung me bass aaphi to hamaare khaas hai
engeeneering, physics, chemistry, biology, medicine bahot huyi..
abb dil haarna hi hai aakhir main.. to kyu ye saari bakwaas hai...

chalo kehdo ke hamara sab se alag hai love reaction..
hamare pyaar ke maths me naa aayega koi fraction..
nahi khatam hoga kabhi ye apposite poll attraction..
naa shaq ke naam ka lagne denge hum apne pyaar ko traction..

 

humara naam jo aapke lavon pe aaya kuch is tarah se aaj..
mit jaane do har doori ko.. khol do aaj har ek raaz..
man liya aaj humne sab se alag ho tum aur tumhara andaaz...
kehdo ek baar kya yahi hai janeman aapne pyar ka aaghaaz...

 

aaj.. raaz.. andaaz.. aagaaz..
uff kya kafiya jamaya hai..
hamaari adaaon pe mitne wale..
aaj humko bhi tum pe pyar aaya hai..