Basic Definitions Of Engineering

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  1. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----> Zhol-Man<----

    jus 15 days left now for my engineering to end......phew....:dance:

    Some Basic definitions..

    Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.

    Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback...

    Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...

    Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.

    Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.

    Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.

    Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)

    Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignments & general TP

    Tuitions : What you take when you don't waste enough time....

    Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.

    Vernacular Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal." "You Out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" )

    Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which we watch the girls do our experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.

    Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in our group simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings.(from the girls of course...).

    The Truth about exams....

    Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.

    Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the exam...

    Re-verification : A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the KT exam).

    An engineer's 10 engineering commandments of Life

    1. Thou shall study only during the preparatory leave.

    2. Thou shall never write thy assignments thyself.

    3. Thou shall begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.

    4. Thou shall treat all marks above 40 as bonus.

    5. Thou shall have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.

    6. Thou shall pass GRACEfully.

    7. Thou shall always be an OUTstanding student.

    8. Thou shall give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST

    9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.

    10. Thou shall start every sentence with a four-lettered word.

    The Years of Engineering

    F.E. Fond of Engineering
    S.E . Sick Of Engineering
    T.E. Tired of Engineering
    B.E. Balls to Engineering

    Engineers Anthem:

    Hum Honge All Clear, Honge All Clear, Honge All Clear Ek Din, OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas, hum honge all clear ek din

    Top two Engineering Rumors:

    'Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm'

    'Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been put up at VJTI'

    The most dreaded acronym for Engineers:

    ( After Trying Keep Trying)

    The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college:

    Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than0 .025% then that college is engineers dream come true)

    Engineers at work:

    Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer operations throughout the class

    The most important machine for Engineers:

    Xerox Machine
    (Without which assignment completion wouldn't be possible)

    The most important table in an Engineer's House:

    The glass table
    ( to carry out GT operations, during Night Duty.)

    The only queue an Engineer is familiar with:

    Submission Queue

    An Engineer's favourite watch:

    Bird Watch !

    Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper:

    'What is this yaar, more than 70% of the paper was out of the syllabus'

    'This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering history'

    'I am failing....I got screwed royally'

    Feeling after Completing Engineering:
    Survived Engineering !!!!!!!!!!!
  2. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    i just got that in a mail..
  3. DJCrunkMix

    DJCrunkMix Get crunked up!

    lol, funny :p: especially - "What is this yaar, more than 70% of the paper was out of the syllabus" - so true ... i say it all the time :) to comfort myself :p:

    Congratulations in advance on your graduation !!! I got 2 more years to go :( doing my Mech. Engg. here at Georgia Tech, Atlanta.
  4. Sanjay Mazumder

    Sanjay Mazumder ~..::MASTERMIND::..~

    liked ur thread...... but it an old one :p:
  5. cheetah21

    cheetah21 New Member

    your thread is intresting.
    things are same in almost all the professional colleges
  6. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member

    those r simply the reasons y i did not opt for engineering
  7. Ankur_Scorpio

    Ankur_Scorpio New Member

    lol...each one of those is true....

    Its sunday night, i have an assignment due tomorrow..morning...
    abt to start on tht....assignment..
  8. UjSen

    UjSen *#!EVIL*!!

    i got this mail a few days back. nice one.

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