acoustic beginer with a hobmer guitar

neverthought in intro thread would get such a response... hey augur.. d u even play the guitar..? or ne musical instrument for that matter..?

 

I play the the theremin. Top that.

 

feeling lucky to be in this forum

Hi all new guitarists and guitar gurus.

I m Ujjwal and playing Guitar from last 3 years. I m Software Developer so that I m not able to give enough time for my Guitar practice. Thanks to this forum and all members so that I can improve my knowledge.

 

^anytym u feel stuk in a problem, straitaway go to augur dude... He is rly helpful, infact he ws the one who has taught most of the guitarists on this forum... He is the KARTA DHARTA..

 

...and if you want to get your dick sucked just go to distorted.

 

yea, nice to meet you finally augur... the KARTA DHARTA eh, that kinda explains y more than a few ppl dont like you here... and y u can be so obnoxiously rude without givin a damn!

Like that style..

Cheers!
Akshay.

 

Thanks...?

 

^^^ Dont really suit you man ... A mean cuss like you should never say something as horrible as that!!

 

Certain circumstances have made me mend my ways.

 

I rly respect augur fr his humility...
He is undoubtedly the greatest cocksucker igt has ever had, but still he recommends virgin noobs.... If u want quality, augur is the man... Just approach him, he myt be busy but sure he will gv you his head...

 

My head stays with me.

 

Augur: my head stays with me.
Augur's head: sumbdy's cock stays with me.

 

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Fuek u, i wont do what ya tell me....
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I trade cannabis.... any buyers??
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I got two questions about that distorted

1. What are cannabis..?
2. What if I tell you to breathe?

 

*IQ down 5 points*

 

then *IQ= -5*

 

Answers:
1. Beta, cannabis bole to marijuana/ganja/grass/weed/joint etc. etc.
2. I'll fck u.
Beta tu guitar seekhne me man kyun nhi lagata...

 

*Mental retardation imminent*

*Prepare to become like distorted*

 

* better then IQ=0 with a cock in mouth *

 

yea thats wat I intend to do... juz tryin to get a feel of the lingo that goes about this place.. no offence

 

Go to the beginners QnA forum, u wont need the lingo man... Just go n pluck the strings... Gudluck.
Myself n augur will luk after this place...