A Tribute to the Professors and their usage of English !!!!

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  1. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    A Tribute to the Professors and their usage of English !!!!
    Inside the Class:

    * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

    * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

    * Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.

    * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor.

    * You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..)

    * Both of u three, get out of the class.

    * Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose

    * Take Copper Wire of any metal especially! of Silver.

    * Take 5 cm wire of any length.

    * shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the school.

    (Facing the Board)

    * Dont talk in front of my back.

    About his family:

    * I have two daughters. Both of them are girls....(?)

    At the ground:

    * All of you, stand in a straight circle.

    * There is no wind in the ball.

    To a boy, angrily:

    * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

    Giving a punishment:

    * You, rotate the ground four times...

    * You, go and under-stand the tree...

    * You three of you, stand together separately.

    * W! hy are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)

    Sir at his best:

    Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to
    one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the
    next day at school (to that boy): "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at
    Cinema Theatre."
  2. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    hey do you know ...
    one of the teacher (actually a couple of 'em) in our "iskool" used to speak just the very same english ...

    guess it comes in some guide book ... MBD ??? LOL
  3. JAZZ

    JAZZ New Member

    nice ones......
  4. Intrinsic

    Intrinsic New Member

    wow. That's just...wow
  5. somendra_guitar

    somendra_guitar New Member

    same lang used here also by our chem. teacher
  6. UjSen

    UjSen *#!EVIL*!!

    but yeah our p.t teacher spoke the same.
  7. PakPride

    PakPride New Member

    LOL! I wish my teachers spoke like that...it would bring some excitement to my classes...someday...someday...
  8. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member

    stop bumping out old threads!!
  9. Bleeding Guitar

    Bleeding Guitar New Member

    am just cracking up hahahaha can't sotop laughing man i wanna start ma life again in pakistan i missed all this :(

    i luv this one " Whyare ya late in class .. say YES or NO ????? :s lolzzzzzzzz
  10. dharmatma

    dharmatma Banned

    sir:dont make me angry otherwise i will RAPE you.
    girl starts crying..

    the sir actually meant "RAPP YOU"
    its a good thing ppl already knew abt his english otherwise he could have been in serious trouble.
  11. Bleeding Guitar

    Bleeding Guitar New Member

    How old are you?
    can i see your id .. lol u sound minor kid :)
    keep rocking
  12. dharmatma

    dharmatma Banned

    funny coz ur signature made me think u were in class 8.
  13. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    how does being a Minor or Major make any diff here?
  14. Bleeding Guitar

    Bleeding Guitar New Member

    hah thats what i am in :)
    still the question remainz..

    Alpha1: i see pokin nose again lol
  15. dharmatma

    dharmatma Banned

    i am 68 years old..with the heart of a 12 year old.
    im married with 2 kids.
    both the kids play guitar..and im sure they are better than u.
  16. dharmatma

    dharmatma Banned

    before u ask me anythin..
    i got married just 15 years back...and my kids are 14 years old..both twins..
  17. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    ^^ Seeing one of those retarded posts from you since a long time. All hail the rubbish talk :nw:
  18. dharmatma

    dharmatma Banned

    life is dangerous.
  19. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    Being a native englishman has side effects

    You got perfect control of english but you dont need it. Just need a brain. (not directed to anyone, gharam atma maybe?)
  20. dharmatma

    dharmatma Banned

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