A Tribute to the Professors and their usage of English !!!!

A Tribute to the Professors and their usage of English !!!!
Inside the Class:

* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.

* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor.

* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..)

* Both of u three, get out of the class.

* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose
today.

* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially! of Silver.

* Take 5 cm wire of any length.

* shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the school.

(Facing the Board)

* Dont talk in front of my back.

About his family:

* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls....(?)

At the ground:

* All of you, stand in a straight circle.

* There is no wind in the ball.

To a boy, angrily:

* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

Giving a punishment:

* You, rotate the ground four times...

* You, go and under-stand the tree...

* You three of you, stand together separately.

* W! hy are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)

Sir at his best:

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to
see
one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the
next day at school (to that boy): "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at
the
Cinema Theatre."

 

hey do you know ...
one of the teacher (actually a couple of 'em) in our "iskool" used to speak just the very same english ...

guess it comes in some guide book ... MBD ??? LOL

 

nice ones......

 

wow. That's just...wow

 

same lang used here also by our chem. teacher

 

THATS A FOWRDED MAIL!!!!!
I GOT IT TOO
but yeah our p.t teacher spoke the same.

 

LOL! I wish my teachers spoke like that...it would bring some excitement to my classes...someday...someday...

 

stop bumping out old threads!!

 

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
am just cracking up hahahaha can't sotop laughing man i wanna start ma life again in pakistan i missed all this

i luv this one " Whyare ya late in class .. say YES or NO ????? :s lolzzzzzzzz

 

sir:dont make me angry otherwise i will RAPE you.
girl starts crying..

the sir actually meant "RAPP YOU"
its a good thing ppl already knew abt his english otherwise he could have been in serious trouble.

 

How old are you?
can i see your id .. lol u sound minor kid
keep rocking

 

funny coz ur signature made me think u were in class 8.

 

how does being a Minor or Major make any diff here?

 

hah thats what i am in
still the question remainz..

Alpha1: i see pokin nose again lol

 

i am 68 years old..with the heart of a 12 year old.
im married with 2 kids.
both the kids play guitar..and im sure they are better than u.

 

before u ask me anythin..
i got married just 15 years back...and my kids are 14 years old..both twins..

 

^^ Seeing one of those retarded posts from you since a long time. All hail the rubbish talk :nw:

 

life is dangerous.

 

Being a native englishman has side effects

You got perfect control of english but you dont need it. Just need a brain. (not directed to anyone, gharam atma maybe?)

 

ahh..shswada..snshswada,sandsawadabatatawada or whatever ur nick is..

i would have directed u to g.com in the misc section..
but unfortunately misc is dead..


so for now some random copy paste for u to practice ur flaming at.
'

ll kill all the fun and say:



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now for my actually color

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